FOUR ⌘ Yotsuba and Valentine's Day [Action]

[rollypolyclover]

[Yotsuba is out on the town today! And she's wearing a fancy little outfit, because hey, you have to get dressed up for Valentine's don't you? Today, Yotsuba is Flower Cupid!

First stop of the day is the flower shop where Yotsuba will be taking ridiculous amounts of flowers and putting them in the little wicker basket she's carrying around with her. She's not sure what most of these flowers are, but she does recognise some tulips in here, plus a bunch of different coloured roses.

Her next plan of action is to hand out flowers to anyone she comes across! She'll be staying in the plaza mostly, seeing as she doesn't want to wander off and get lost, but she might feel adventurous and make it to one of the bridges before running back to the plaza again.

If she can't find anyone to give flowers to? Well then, she'll just have to shove them under doorways and whatever other ideas she can think up to get rid of them. A flower cupid might be knocking on your door today so you better answer!

Finally, the Brigade HQ will have a nice bundle of flowers left for whoever finds them there first. She daren't go inside or anything, so instead Yotsuba leaves a bunch just outside the door to be found. It might be a late apology, but she's sorry she messed everything up even though it was all Naoi's fault and oh wow Naoi is really mean.

For the duration of the day, Yotsuba will be singing a little song she made up just recently as she hands out flowers:]

The tulips are in bloom~♪ The tulips are in bloom~♫ [...] Wait, no they're not~♪ That was a lie~♫ The tulips aren't in bloom~♪ They're really not in bloom~♫

[Run into her wherever you like and accept your flowers Luceti! Whether you're forever alone or in a couple come and say hello.]

Comments

[analyzing]

[Oh hey, tiny kid approaching! She slows down with her bag (chocolates, she's on a delivery spree too, you see) and wears her brightest smile.]

Oh— hey, Yotsuba!

[rollypolyclover]

[Hello nice person who made her cheesecake that one time with that boy who wasn't a boy. Have a flower!]

Hiya Rise~! Here's a flower for you! Idols can have flowers, right?

[analyzing]

Sure they can! They're experts at getting flowers. [But this is a very pretty flowers so...] Thanks, Yotsuba.

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhh, exspurt? So they're really good at it?

[Well if that's the case she can't settle with just giving one flower to Rise. Have another!]

[analyzing]

Ooh, this one's pretty. And that's right— don't you ever wonder why they always get flowers when they go onstage?

[rollypolyclover]

[Having never actually seen any sort of idol perform onstage before (she's more of a 'let's watch cute animals on tv' rather than idol person) all she can say is:]

No. Yotsuba didn't even know idols got flowers in the first place, just that they're so good they don't need business cards.

[analyzing]

[But she's on ads too. ;A;]

Well, now you know. Hmm... [She looks at the two flowers in her hands and sets one quite neatly behind her own ear.] How's this look?

[rollypolyclover]

[If they weren't ads for sweets or something then she probably missed them. Soda doesn't count. :|

Holding her hands up to Rise's face and making a square with her fingers. After a bit of thoughtful humming she walks a full circle around Rise and then nods approvingly.]

Looks good, you look really pretty today! The flower goes with your hair, eyes and arms!

[analyzing]

[They were ads for Calorie Magic. Take a guess what kind of drink that is.

But yes, that comment earns a laugh, at least.]

My arms?

[rollypolyclover]

[Some cheap attempt at tricking people into buying a good tasting drink with little to no calories? 8D]

Yeah! The stem of the flower is all thin and bendy, like your arms!

[Thin and bendy in a nice way!]

[analyzing]

[They made her wear a bikini, that always counts towards enticement.

And really, that's the weirdest description for her arms she's heard of so far.]

Oh, I see. But no one's gonna be looking at the stem when they should be concentrating on the flower, yeah? It's too pretty to just ignore.

[rollypolyclover]

[Five year old girl is not enticed by your bikini beauty. Try wearing an animal costume!]

Ohhh that's right, the stem looks all ugly. [Like your arms--]

It's too pretty to ignore, like you, 'cause you're an idol and you can't ignore those people who are big hits! Really pretty!

[analyzing]

[She would, but that's no in her contract.]

You really think so? And what about you, Yotsuba, are you gonna be a big hit too?

[rollypolyclover]

[Well then it's a silly contract. Animal suits are the new bikinis.]

Can Yotsuba be a big hit? ...Not an idol. [Can she be an idol?!]

[analyzing]

[Only if you're in the kid entertainment business.]

Hmm hmm...! Do you want to be an idol, Yotsuba?

[rollypolyclover]

[Rise should get into the kid entertainment business then. Yotsuba would be behind her 100%!]

It would be really cool to be an idol! [But she also wants to be lots of other things, like a businessman, Sailor Moon, a pirate...]

[analyzing]

[But the idol market is larger.]

You can only be an idol if you really really want it.

[rollypolyclover]

[But... But kids entertainment! Rise in an animal costume! Come on. It's a great deal.

One moment as she thinks about this.]

Can Yotsuba finish being Flower Cupid, get something to eat and than be an idol?

[analyzing]

[Not according to her agent. Her forehead knits as she pretends to contemplate this.]

I guess that could be acceptable. But just this once.

[rollypolyclover]

[Yeah well her agent sucks. Yotsuba would be a better agent. Hire her.]

Okay! Yotsuba will stay Flower Cupid for now! ...Or can Flower Cupid be an idol!?

[analyzing]

[And go out of business?]

Sure it can! It can be your stage name.

[rollypolyclover]

[Nnnnnnnoooo. Yotsuba would be a great agent. Rise will be playing at all the kid's birthday parties!]

A stage name? Can Flower Cupid be Yotsuba's name but not Yotsuba's real name?! Wow, I'll have two names. Yotsuba Flower Cupid Koiwai!

[analyzing]

[You mean like a clown—]

Sure you can! All the awesome idols have nicknames.

[rollypolyclover]

[Clown doesn't really have a nice ring to it. How about comic entertainment act for younger audiences aged 3-9? Alternatively, magician!]

Does that mean Yotsuba... Will be awesome?! [THAT'S AWESOME.] Does that mean you're awesome too?!

[analyzing]

[She's more like the type who's assistant, not magician. Hnnngh.]

Takes an awesome idol to know another, don't you think?