[OH WELL SHE GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY THEN OTONASHI~]

You know, a rocket! It goes BOOM and blasts off to the moon! Usagi was a rocket and Yotsuba got a ride on her, and she's a big fan of Sailor Moon, in the name of the moon she will punish you!

[Come on man, you should know all this stuff if she's your Valentine. Gosh.]