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NINE ⌘ Yotsuba and Popguns [Video|Action]
Sep. 21st, 2012 03:56 pm[Behold, the lesser spotted Naoi, asleep in his comfortable habitat of the sofa in House 40. Yotsuba holds the journal as close as she can to her unsuspecting target without waking him up. Look at that face. It's the face of a mean person. A mean person who smells really bad.
Once she's done showing off Naoi and the sofa, Yotsuba sets the journal on the floor and disappears for a moment... Reappearing with this in her hands. This can only end well.
Yotsuba creeps up as carefully as she can, takes aim with her penguin popper and- Wait, no, she should be closer. Cloooser. Perfect! The toy rifle is right next to his nose by this point. Now she's ready. Threeee... Twooo... Ooone...
What follows is a flurry of swears and screaming, resulting in Yotsuba running away as fast as she can whilst a very angry Naoi chases after her. the journal remains propped up on the floor, unable to catch the carnage and mayhem happening in another part of the house. What it is able to catch though is Yotsuba still screaming.]
He's gonna kill me! Nooo!!
[Then, silence.]
Action
[Later on, when Yotsuba isn't attacking her housemates with a popgun, she's out and around the village. Her popgun is still with her, but she isn't out to shoot noses. Oh no, she's after something much bigger.
Invisible. Goblins.
No, really, this place is absolutely teeming with invisible goblins, out to steal your food and cause trouble. Only Yotsuba can see them, but trust her when she says they're really bad and need to be taken care of. They only appear near Seventh Heaven, that's where they like to hide you see. Yotsuba stands to attention outside the doors of the restaurant, marching back and forth so to patrol the entrance and make sure no goblins try and make a run for it. Every now and then a goblin tries to get away, causing Yotsuba to aim and fire at the goblin with her pop-gun.]
Pop! Your time was up, mister goblin. Tell your friends Yotsuba sent you.
[Another one bites the dust. Yotsuba wipes her brow with the back of her hand and sighs. Its tough, but it's all in a days work for Seventh Heaven's official goblin hunter.]
Once she's done showing off Naoi and the sofa, Yotsuba sets the journal on the floor and disappears for a moment... Reappearing with this in her hands. This can only end well.
Yotsuba creeps up as carefully as she can, takes aim with her penguin popper and- Wait, no, she should be closer. Cloooser. Perfect! The toy rifle is right next to his nose by this point. Now she's ready. Threeee... Twooo... Ooone...
What follows is a flurry of swears and screaming, resulting in Yotsuba running away as fast as she can whilst a very angry Naoi chases after her. the journal remains propped up on the floor, unable to catch the carnage and mayhem happening in another part of the house. What it is able to catch though is Yotsuba still screaming.]
He's gonna kill me! Nooo!!
[Then, silence.]
Action
[Later on, when Yotsuba isn't attacking her housemates with a popgun, she's out and around the village. Her popgun is still with her, but she isn't out to shoot noses. Oh no, she's after something much bigger.
Invisible. Goblins.
No, really, this place is absolutely teeming with invisible goblins, out to steal your food and cause trouble. Only Yotsuba can see them, but trust her when she says they're really bad and need to be taken care of. They only appear near Seventh Heaven, that's where they like to hide you see. Yotsuba stands to attention outside the doors of the restaurant, marching back and forth so to patrol the entrance and make sure no goblins try and make a run for it. Every now and then a goblin tries to get away, causing Yotsuba to aim and fire at the goblin with her pop-gun.]
Pop! Your time was up, mister goblin. Tell your friends Yotsuba sent you.
[Another one bites the dust. Yotsuba wipes her brow with the back of her hand and sighs. Its tough, but it's all in a days work for Seventh Heaven's official goblin hunter.]
