FIVE ⌘ Yotsuba and Running Away [Written?|Action]

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[Otonashi left yesterday. That meant that now Yotsuba was stuck in a house with that loser Naoi. The fact he was really kind a little while back at the beach but now he's really mean again is more than a little confusing to the girl. Yuri is still here but right now all Yotsuba is thinking of is the bad stuff. Namely no more Otonashi and lots more stupid, mean Naoi.

What she does next seems like a brilliant idea! This will totally bring Otonashi back and make Naoi be nice again, and if it doesn't then oh well at least she's not living in the same house as him anymore.

This badly scrawled message appears on the journals:]



[Now then! If she's running away she needs lots of important things. For one her pink fluffy coat that Jack gave her to keep warm, a ton of food from the fridge, the viking helmet and fishing pole thing that Hiccup got her, the cicada plushie Otonashi left for her...

It isn't until she tries leaving the house with all her belongings that she realises this is a bad idea. So instead she settles on the coat and the plushie. Sacrifices have to be made if you're running away! Sadly these sacrifices also include her journal so she won't be replying to her little goodbye message.

Morning
This is a great idea! Running away from home is the best thing she's ever decided to do! Otonashi will be trying to find his way back now and Naoi is probably feeling really bad about pulling her hair and telling her to shut up all the time. Yuri is probably shouting at him for it too! Haha, yes, running away has solved everything! Yotsuba happily marches around the village with a big smile on her face, more than a little proud at how she thinks her plan is going.

Midday
Hungry... Why didn't she bring some food with her? Maybe she'll wander on over to Seventh Heaven and see if she can get some food from there, they make awesome pancakes after all. Or maybe the bakery! Or she could settle for staring at passers-by with big, open eyes until they give her something to eat. Screw taking candy from strangers she's hungry!!

Afternoon
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. Now she's getting cold. And hungry again. And Otonashi hasn't come back and found her yet... She wants to go home. The problem is Yotsuba has wandered so far away from home by this point that she's in a part of the village she doesn't even recognise. Now she's lost, cold, hungry and really upset. How is she going to get home now?]

Waaaaaaaah!! Yotsuba wants to go home!! Wanna go hooome!!

Comments

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[Matching is the best reason to pick an icon. Way to make guns creepy Usagi, Yotsuba still looks cute.]

I am?! Oh no!! [...And then nope, not bothered.] Daddy let me watch gangster movies. People died!!

[lunas]

[ But Yotsuba is five. And not played by a real person. Geez!! ]

Why would your dad let you watch something like that?! ... Wait, Mama let me watch a horror movie too once, which are just as bad, but that was just horrible! All I did was scream all the way through!

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[And then there was live action Yotsuba.]

Yotsuba didn't scream! This lady got shot and Yotsuba told her to look out but she didn't listen! Then daddy said to sit down... Then Yotsuba shot daddy and Jumbo, but promised to get revenge! And then Aasagi shot me and I died. Then we all ate snacks!

[lunas]

[ ... oh my god, is this legit? I have to see this. ]

Oh, it was just play pretend.. [ sigh of relief since for a moment it sounded like she was really shooting people and Usagi has a wild imagination, okay. ]

Well, with Clue you don't have to shoot people! Someone was already shot, and you have to figure out who did it so the police can throw them in jail! ... And then you eat snacks!

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[Pretty sure it's a joke. It's from 2010 and there's been nothing else on it.]

Play pretend and getting revenge! [Wild imaginations are the best ones. It makes playing pretend so much more interesting.]

Ohhh you find the guy who shot someone! ...And then you get revenge and they die and you throw them in jail. Then we can all eat buttercream candy and butter on toast and butter!

[...Suddenly, butter obsession.]

[lunas]

[ don't go breaking my heart, Henry. ]

... Wait, why do people have to die?! [ ... wait, that's what clue is about.. ] I mean, why do people other than the people who die have to die?!

But then again, candy sounds nice too, though..

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[I won't go breaking your heart (don't go breaking my)

But you know Usagi, that's a good question.]

It's okay, when they die they go to the clouds and they get to eat lots of nice food and have fun with the grandpas and grandmas! [...] Yotsuba wants some candy now.

[lunas]

[ 'CAUSE WHEN I WAS DOWN, I WAS YOUR CLOWN, OOOHOOO!! ]

... Why don't we go get some candy, Yotsuba-chan? [ you know, instead of having philosophical discussions over the afterlife. ]

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[NOBODY KNOWS IT (NOBODY KNOW-HOOO-OWS IT)!!]

That sounds like a nice idea, good job Usagi! [Maybe instead they can start having philosophical discussions about candy.]