SIX ⌘ Yotsuba and Buried Treasure [Action]

[rollypolyclover]

[Sometime in the afternoon, Yotsuba sees this message pop up in her journal. Rumours of buried treasure?! No way, she had totally been left out of the loop, what rumours?! There are probably hundreds, no, thousands of people already out looking for the treasure by now... She'll have to be quick and find it before anyone else! That treasure will be hers!!

First off she heads to the fountain and from there her treasure hunt begins! Yotsuba has her journal with her as she walks around all over the place trying to find the next hint to where the treasure is buried. There's the odd occasion where she's concentrating so hard on her journal that she ends up bumping into walls and maybe even people, but that doesn't deter her for long! Feel free to run into her at any of these locations: the fountain, playground, bakery, item shop, clinic, cherry blossom hill, library and finally around house 16. Yes, she's going to be all over the place today.

If you don't feel like engaging this five year old in her treasure hunting shenanigans that's fine. Yotsuba might just come to you first, waving her latest hint around and trying to get your attention.]

Hey, heeey! Do you see this? I need help, there's buried treasure out there and Yotsuba is going to find it!

[If you help her out there might be some candy and plastic coins in it for you in future. Maybe, if she decides to share.]

Comments

[rollypolyclover]

Yeaaah! A crepe treasure! It's a box and in the box is lots of crepes that you can eat. Crepes are really yummy aren't they? They're not cake.

[Mmm. Crepe treasure... Maybe she can look for clues in the bakery whilst also looking for something to eat.

Never mind that the clue is actually outside the bakery rather than inside. Oh well!]

The cupcakes look like they're in good form today.

[lunas]

Uwah, I need to find this treasure now..! I won't let someone else run away with our crepe treasure, Yotsuba-chan!

[ how did it suddenly turn to 'our'.. ]

... Wait, are the cupcakes hiding the crepe treasure?! Are they our enemy?

[rollypolyclover]

The cupcakes... Are our enemies?!

[STARING THROUGH THE GLASS SO HARD AT THOSE CUPCAKES MAN SHE COULD BREAK THIS DISPLAY CASE WITH THE GLARE SHE HAS ON RIGHT NOW.]

Yotsuba is on to you, cupcakes!! Aaaaah!!

[...]

Yotsuba will take two cupcakes for the road. Usagi can have one and a half.

[lunas]

[ WASN'T SHE THE ONE ASKING YOU IF THEY WERE?! But.. apparently they are, judging from that stare she's giving the cupcakes..

... If the cupcakes are enemies, then-- WAIT, FOOD INJUSTICE IS GOING ON HERE. ]

Why am I getting less than you!? You're smaller!

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba needs the energy to grow, Usagi doesn't need to get any bigger. You'll end up like Fuuka!

[See, that makes sense. Now someone get her those cupcakes. Curse you glass and your getting between Yotsuba and her enemies. Her very delicious new enemies.

Wait what was it they were doing?]

... No time for eating cupcakes Usagi, there's buried treasure to find!

[lunas]

[ SHE CAN'T EVEN PROTEST AT THE FIRST THING OR ANOTHER STUPID THING IS BEING THROWN INTO THE IDEAS POOL HERE. Darnit Yotsuba, let her have her food..!! ]

B-but.. what about the cupcakes? [ she's legitly pouting, who's the five year old here. ]

[rollypolyclover]

[WELL GOSH KEEP UP USAGI IN THIS DAY AND AGE THINGS MOVE QUICKLY OKAY and Yotsuba just likes jumping from one thing to the next and gives no fucks. NO FOOD FOR YOU.]

What about the crepe treasure?! [Hmph!] the crepe treasure might have cupcakes in it, cupcrepe treasure!

[lunas]

[ WELL USAGI HAS NO ATTENTION SPAN EITHER BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD SHE DOES. ]

But we don't know that for sure?! Can't we have both cupcakes and the treasure?

[rollypolyclover]

[WELL THEY COULD HAVE CUPCAKES AND THE TREASURE, YES wait why is the five year old making the decisions this is so messed up.]

No we don't! So we need to have cupcakes and look for the treasure at the same time, that's the new plan.

[lunas]

[ It's since Usagi is four years old, clearly. Somehow. ]

And the easiest way to do that would be for the treasure to be right behind the cupcakes!

[rollypolyclover]

[Four year old trapped in a fourteen year old body. Magic. SO HEY ABOUT THAT BODY SWAP IDEA...]

Right! If the treasure was right here then we would find it in a snap. [Screw you display case, she's going to run around the counter and pick up one the cupcakes. POINT!] Ah-ha! ... There was no treasure.

[But now she has a cupcake, which she will proceed to eat. Oh, and she'll try her best to push another cupcake over the counter towards Usagi. So small, can't just walk back around the other side, must go over.]

[lunas]

[ I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT ALL MY BODYSWAP IDEAS LATELY, SOB.. I HAD ONE WITH MEL TOO WHERE DO THEY KEEP GOING.

But yes, the Usagi god accepts your humble cupcake offer, om nom nom nom there it goes. It's a very good cupcake indeed. ]

Hmm.. Maybe we just found the cupcakes treasure instead of the crepes treasure!

[rollypolyclover]

[Maybe the ideas keep getting bodyswapped too so who knows where they are now. MEANWHILE, SOMEONE ELSE HAS ALL YOUR BODYSWAPS.

Wow did you even chew that gurl. Whatever whatever, here, have another. Hopefully no one minds a five year old just taking all these cupcakes.]

Okay, this can be the cupcake treasure, it's a very yummy treasure to have. But what are we going to do about the crepe treasure? [They can't find it whilst they're here enjoying the cupcake treasure! ...] No time for eating cupcake treasure Usagi, there's crepe treasure to find! [She says. Whilst eating a cupcake.]

[lunas]

[ I MUST FIND OUT WHO GOT THEM NOW. WHO?!?!

And honestly, maybe Usagi should be disapproving here since she's the older one. But.. cupcakes. Can you blame her? ]

.. Oh! I know, Yotsuba-chan! We'll just go and find the crepe treasure while eating cupcakes! That sounds like the best plan, doesn't it?

[rollypolyclover]

Does that mean... We can have our cupcake treasure and eat it too?!

[THAT IS HOW THE SAYING WORKS RIGHT?! Also Mel has them. She stole them all.]

This is the best treasure hunt Yotsuba has ever been on. [As well as the only treasure hunt. Ergo it is the best one. SO NOW SHE HAS THIS PILE OF CUPCAKES WITH HER.]

Best plan! Let's go look for the treasure! [Which basically means 'let's look around the rest of the bakery and keep eating.']

[lunas]

[ DAMMIT MEL STOP STEALING ALL OF IT?! ]

... Would the crepe treasure be hidden somewhere where crepes are? That'd make sense, right, Yotsuba-chan?

[rollypolyclover]

[JUST TELLING HER TO STOP WON'T CHANGE ANYTHING!!]

It would, that would make a lot of sense. You're good at this treasure hunt thing, well done. Usagi is good at something.

[Better go look for the crepes then. And maybe eat a few. And of course after that there has to be an eclair treasure. And a mont blanc treasure. And a tart treasure.]

[lunas]

[ WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?! ]

.. Hey, I'm good at a lot of things! If you're going to put it like that it sounds like I'm only good at this..! [ and she's great at eating and sleeping too, okay, don't hate.

also looking for crepes now, yes. ]

[rollypolyclover]

[TAKE ACTION!]

But you're good at being a fan of Sailor Moon too, Yotsuba knows that. You need to chill out yo! [Gurl there be no hate. Just love. All the love bb.

Good, find the crepes. Don't get distracted by anything else. Like gingerbread men. Oh my god what are these things, are they edible people shaped things oh my god oh my god.

Okay yeah she's totally distracted again.]

[lunas]

[ WHAT KIND OF ACTION. THIS SOUNDS SUSPICIOUS, HENRY. ]

I don't have to ch-- [ turning around and finding Yotsuba staring at.. something.. ]

.. Yotsuba-chan, what are you looking at? Did you find the treasure?

[rollypolyclover]

[NO IT ISN'T. LIGHTEN UP JELLE. TAKE DYNAMIC ACTION.]

No? [Or she thinks this isn't the treasure anyway. She picks up a gingerbread man and turns around.] Cookie people. They smell good.

[lunas]

[ HOW DO I DO THAT. ]

Oh, that's not a person! It's just a cookie in the shape of one! Otherwise it'd be pretty creepy, huh.. [ no, okay, we've already been over cannibalism quite some times. It's bad, mmkay. ]

They're tasty though!

[rollypolyclover]

[TAP R1 AND L1 AND MOVE WITH THE ANALOGUE STICK.]

That would be creepy... [Picking up a second gingerbread man.] 'Hello dear, I'm going off to work now.'

'Oh okay, say hello to the dolphins for me.'

'STUPID, DOLPHINS CAN'T SAY HELLO. They boing out of the water!'

[And then she bites the arm off of one of the cookies.]

[lunas]

[ THERE'S NO CONTROLLER FOR LIFE?! OR IS THERE?! ]

.. W-wait! Yotsuba-chan, you can't just eat someone who you just pretended is actually alive! [ what are these standards. ]

And dolphins can say hello! They just make.. dolphin hello noises!

[rollypolyclover]

[YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?!]

You can't? [Once again their conversations graze against cannibalism. Even if she wasn't meant to eat the arm there's not much she can do about it now.]

They go eee eee eee, but that's dolphin talk not hello.