SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

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HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF

[whimsicalwinds]

O-oh, that's relieving to hear then. Make sure you listen to those words, okay? I wish I could protect you as well, but unfortunately, I'm staying down here, so... I'll protect your cicada at least! As well as your home.

[or something]

[rollypolyclover]

Yeah, it can be a tidal wave, the best tidal wave ever! We can swim on it together Yurippe! [What's a tidal wave.]

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhh! Yeah! Yotsuba is super lucky, all the time, every day! [Except for the days when she runs into stuff or gets told off. Then she's a little less lucky.] Do you want a clover too?! Yotsuba can find one! And sunflowers and other nice plants. Lots of plants!

MELPLS

[rollypolyclover]

I will, gonna listen really hard. Keep everything safe, proteeect!

[Everyone has a little Asbel inside of them-- wait who what now.]

[voice]

[rollypolyclover]

Penguin Tower?! A whole tower of penguins?! Wow!! Don't stop now, keep going! Please, please please, pleaaase!! Tell Yotsuba about towers of penguins and Joanna!

[magentarific]

[ Swimming on tidal waves... Whatever. ] On top of the tidal wave is a better place to be than under it.

[voice]

[all7seas]

Penguins, you see, lass -- they can balance. If you set one atop the other just right? There's no knocking them over. Not even with the biggest cannon ever.

McCoy were trapped deep within the black-and-white fortress. Deep, deep within its fishy and feathery interior places.

[rollypolyclover]

What happens if you go under the tidal wave, do you go splash and fall over? Ohhh...

[magentarific]

Tidal waves are like 100 foot tall waves, Yotsuba.

[weaponry]

You're lucky all the time?! [ So this is where Tsunade-sama's luck went!! ] That's so rare! But I guess it makes sense. I know someone that's unlucky all the time, all day, every day. [ Oh, well, she has to have something to make her know what true luck is! ] I don't need a clover though, Yotsuba! Give them to people who need them! Even the biggest frown will turn upside down with a clover from you. [ Or maybe it might turn into a headache. ] I think I'll be okay with finding plants too.

[fuckthemission]

I see. Careful who you let catch 'em, though! They might throw 'em into a pot and cook 'em. We gotta think of the safety of the cicadas here, right?

[rollypolyclover]

[Oh shi- WAT.]

That's taller than Yotsuba! [...] Taller than Jumbo!! [...] Five and a half Jumbos!!! Too tall!

[magentarific]

Exactly! They're ridiculously tall.

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhh, unlucky person. Yotsuba should give a clover to them! [Since they're so unlucky and she's super lucky. Adding a four lead clover to that would have to make her mega lucky!] They need a clover, don't they? Yotsuba will find them and give them one! Are they here? [If they're not then maybe she can mail one home to them. Somehow.]

[rollypolyclover]

Don't want to ride on the tidal wave! Yurippe, you don't ride on it too! No one can ride on it, too tall! [Except Naoi. He can.]

[rollypolyclover]

You can eat cicadas? [W-Who would do such a thing?] Oh no, Yotsuba will keep the cicadas safe! No one can eat them, won't let them!

[magentarific]

That just makes us braver to conquer the hardest of tasks!

[weaponry]

[ Tenten's not sure if Tsunade-sama can suddenly be lucky. She carries a meek grin but she does nod her head in agreement. ]

I think Tsunade-sama would love a clover to improve her luck, but, she's not here right now. She's still in Konoha and I'd rather she'd stay there since she's the village leader.

[rollypolyclover]

But it's too tall?! [WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THIS.] What if we fall Yurippe?! No tidal waves! Gyaaaaaah!!

[rollypolyclover]

Okay then. When she comes Yotsuba will give a clover to her then. It's on the schedule. [No clovers for now. She has no idea where Konoha is or what it might even be. Is it a spaceship? Maybe Tenten comes from a giant spaceship. It could happen.

Either way she's guessing Konoha is her home.]

Daddy is the leader of my house. He does lots of hard work and puts the bread on the table! [...] And rice, lots of rice.

[magentarific]

We're awesome, right? So it'll be fine. [ CONFIDENCE IS KEY, YOTSUBA!! ]

[weaponry]

If she comes I'll definitely let you know! She's blonde and has a purple diamond mark on her forehead. You can't miss her! [ Yes, Yotsuba. Tenten is from a spaceship. That's really observant of you to notice.

Tenten's interest does't usually fall within fathers, but, she is curious about her mother. ]

Does your mom stay at home? Or does she work really hard away from home too?

[fuckthemission]

Yeah, you gotta keep a good eye on 'em! People put them in suckers and eat them like candy!

[trolling kids can be fun sometimes

BUT THIS IS 100 PERCENT ACCURATE KID]

[voice]

[rollypolyclover]

[Out of all the penguin videos she had ever watched back home none of them covered penguins balancing on top of each other. She's learning a lot today.]

Feathers? Penguins have feathers? But they're not fluffy like owls. Or scary.

[rollypolyclover]

Okay! Purple diamond on her head! Ahaha what is that!? [Sounds kinda silly.]

No mom! Just daddy, daddy and Yotsuba. [...] Grandma is on the phone!