ONE ⌘ Yotsuba and Arriving [Action]

[rollypolyclover]

[Do you like presents Luceti? If you do, it's your lucky day! If not, tough luck you're getting one anyway.

Should anyone open their front door today they might just be greeted by a great big colourful box all wrapped up with ribbon. Heck, even if you're just walking down some path, minding your own business, you might suddenly find yourself stumbling across this multicoloured gift box. Inside the box are thousands of tiny little packing peanuts. It might be a little excessive, but there's a good reason for there to be so much packaging. Fast asleep on top of the foam packaging is a little girl wearing a nice little New Feather dress. Every now and then she tosses and turns in her sleep, making the box shake a little as she does so.

The girl's journal and clothes are also packed in along with her, further down in the box. Some assembly required, do not swallow the packaging as it's a choking hazard. No batteries required. Enjoy your x1 New Feather starter kit!]

Comments

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Back to sleep, too early! [In one quick spin, Yotsuba pushes off of the foam packing, smacks the hand shaking her away and lands back down in her nice comfy box.

...A moment later and there's a little light snoring coming from her again.]

[hasnobeats]

[...OKAY WHY IS THERE A LITTLE GIRL IN THIS BOX REALLY. WHAT EVEN..

SIIIIIIGH.

Well, no use in freaking out over it.]

Well uh... She's sure a deep sleeper, huh? [And now it's his turn! Otonashi crouches down next to the box and pokes the girl a bit.] Pssssst.

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[OH NO SHE DIDN'T. HOW DARE SHE STRIKE GOD OF ALL PEOPLE. That's probably one of the worst sins. Ever. If Otonashi wasn't there he'd smack that little brat right on the head.

Just going to glare at her] Why don't we put her outside in the cold and leave her there? That will wake her up.

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

No! [Oh, she's awake now. Apparently being threatened to be put outside was enough to bring her around.] This is daddy's house, you can't just put me outside. I'll ring the doorbell!! [This is said like a threat. Oooh, doorbells~]

[hasnobeats]

[...That is the most adorable threat ever.]

Naoi, we can't just put her outside. She'd end up getting sick. [SIIIGH. He turns to Yotsuba and scratches his head. What do. Um.] Uh... this isn't your dad's house. This is the apartment of Naoi here and me.

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[LET HER CATCH THE DAMN FLU. Maybe she'll die! That doesn't sound like such a bad thing, right??]

That's fine with me. [Is how he shall respond to that, in the grumpiest manner ever. Crossing his arms, he looks away]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Huh? ...But Yotsuba fell asleep at daddy's house. Not the house of Naoi and me!

[Stop wanting to throw her out in the cold Naoi, gosh--]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[Just for that Naoi she's going to punch you in the stomach with all the force a five year old can muster!

SHORYUKEN!!]

[hasnobeats]

But she's so little, that's not ri--

[Did she just..]

H-hey, you guys! Don't fight..! [MAYBE HE SHOULD BE HOLDING NAOI BACK RIGHT NOW UM.. yeah just gonna get up from crouching and go do that.]

1/3

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

This is my apartment you little bra--

[Did she just...]

2/3

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[OH HELL NO.

HOW DARE SHE

PUNCH GOD

IN THE STOMACH.]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[Bitch you are going down.

Before Otonashi can hold him back, he quickly reaches forward and grabs Yotsuba's little pigtails and pulls on them as hard as he can]

How dare you treat your God this way!!!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[AHRGKHR-- LET GO OF THEM. Scrunching up her face and waving her arms around in an attempt to knock Naoi's hands away.]

Uwah! Why can't you play with them like Fuuka does?! Too hard! Paaaain!!

[hasnobeats]

[Naoi are you really...

YOU KNOW WHAT.

Otonashi's just going to smack you upside the head now, Naoi. 8|]

Jeez Naoi, she's just a little girl! Don't go pulling her hair.

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Ow! [He lets go of her hair only to rub the back of his head. You're lucky you are who you are Otonashi or he'd yell at you too. Here, have a pout and probably one of the most well known child excuses ever.]

Well she started it! God is innocent.

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, you hit him Otonashi. You so cool. Naoi smells.]

No I didn't! You wanted to put Yotsuba out in the cold, without a scarf!

[Looking up at you Naoi with a 'why would you even do that' face.]

[hasnobeats]

[He does.]

It doesn't matter who started it, you still shouldn't be hitting her. [He looks down at Yotsuba, with a less stern expression. Haha, sucks to be you Naoi.] And the same goes for you, okay? It's not nice to hit others.

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[Do not.]

I didn't hit her! [He pulled her hair. BIG DIFFERENCE. Just going to glare at you Yotsuba]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, okay then. Yotsuba will save it for hitting goats! And Yanda. [...] And that guy with the hat. [Glaring back. Hello there guy with the hat.]

[hasnobeats]

[Just. Staring at you, Naoi. It's the same thing. If not even more childish.

And now looking back at Yotsuba! With... awkward surprise.]

...

You hit a goat? [what]

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

[You're a weird child, Yotsuba. Naoi isn't going to take his eyes off you. Glare glare. YOU'RE STOPPING HIM FROM SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH HIS BFF]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I was trying to feed this little baby goat, but this goat got in the way and took all Yotsuba's food.

[GLARE GLARE guy with the hat HLAAAARE.]

So Yotsuba punched it. Pow!

[hasnobeats]

[....

what....]

Uh... What did the goat's owner say about that?

[nothisbrother.livejournal.com]

Why do you insist on punching every innocent creature? [Including himself. Y U PUNCH INNOCENT LIL GOD.]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[QUIET YOU, YOU'RE NOT INNOCENT AT ALL.]

Owner? [People owned those goats? She owned that one goat real good...] Daddy said not to punch them, even if they are greedy. But being greedy makes them... UN-innocent!