ONE ⌘ Yotsuba and Arriving [Action]

[rollypolyclover]

[Do you like presents Luceti? If you do, it's your lucky day! If not, tough luck you're getting one anyway.

Should anyone open their front door today they might just be greeted by a great big colourful box all wrapped up with ribbon. Heck, even if you're just walking down some path, minding your own business, you might suddenly find yourself stumbling across this multicoloured gift box. Inside the box are thousands of tiny little packing peanuts. It might be a little excessive, but there's a good reason for there to be so much packaging. Fast asleep on top of the foam packaging is a little girl wearing a nice little New Feather dress. Every now and then she tosses and turns in her sleep, making the box shake a little as she does so.

The girl's journal and clothes are also packed in along with her, further down in the box. Some assembly required, do not swallow the packaging as it's a choking hazard. No batteries required. Enjoy your x1 New Feather starter kit!]

Comments

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Yotsuba is ready!!

[This is her determined face. She's ready to listen!]

I'm all ears and eyes!

[lunas]

Okay, so.. um, where to start..

Right! The sailor soldiers are the cutest superheroes around! They fight in cute outfits that look a little like sailor outfits-- you know, those school uniforms. And they use their powers to protect everyone from the evil monsters!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

...Sailor soldiers sound really cool! Fighting evil, saving the day!!

[Though she finds it a little odd they wear what Fuuka and Ena do to school for their superhero outfits.]

Are they the cutest out of the entire world? ...Even Space?!

[lunas]

It's since they are really cool! That's the most important part you have to remember!

And yes, even space! [ nodnod. ] They're even named after the planets to show they're the cutest of space.

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

I will, I will remember! The coolest of the cool!!

Wooow. They're cuteness reaches space. Do they have constellations too? Yotsuba likes those!

[lunas]

Um, not yet.. But maybe if they get even more famous in the future, people will make constellations for them! Doesn't that sound pretty good?

But you have to remember that it's their leader who is the coolest - Sailor Moon!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

That sounds really good. Yotsuba will keep up with what's in the news so I'll know when new constellations come out!

Oh, okay. Sailor Moon is the coolest! The coolest of all the sailor soldiers!!

[lunas]

[ oh god, Yotsuba, she loves you already. YES, PLEASE TELL EVERYONE HOW COOL SHE IS.. ]

You know, I'm a huge fan of Sailor Moon too, since she's so cool! She always defeats the enemies, and then she tells them 'in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!'

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[OH SHE WILL. ALL HER FRIENDS WILL HEAR OF HOW AWESOME SAILOR MOON IS!

...She needs to try that out herself. Shouting now, as loud as she can--!!] In the name of the moon, I'll punish you! Raaah!! I'm Sailor Moon!

[lunas]

[ GO GO YOTSUBA!! Usagi just laughs, before doing Sailor Moon's poses at the end of the video there. She is Sailor Moon, after all, so she knows them. ]

The beautiful sailor suited soldier of love and justice, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

You make an even better Sailor Moon than I do!! Whoaaaah!!

[Were she a smart little five year old, she might be able to put together a few things and work out that Usagi is in fact Sailor Moon... But naaah.]

[lunas]

It's because I'm such a big fan of hers! But don't worry, I'm sure that one day you'll become just as good at it as me!

[ She nods, still looking rather proud - man, her ego is just being boosted all over the place for once. ]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Really? ...If Yotsuba practices hard every single day, could I become better at it than you?

[She can totally become better than Sailor Moon at doing Sailor Moon's spiel. Come on, you know it's true Usagi.]

[lunas]

[ WAIT-- HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?! ]

Getting better than me might be really hard, you know.. I've worked on it for ages now!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

But what if Yotsuba works on it for even longer? In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!!

[Running around and chanting that last part. Over. And Over. And over again.]

[lunas]

[ o.. oh no, now she isn't stopping.. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, USAGI. ]

W-- wait! You can't do it that fast after each other, that won't work for sure!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. Let the little sailor moon fan sailor moon it out over here.]

Ohhhhh... Slower then! [So now she'll march around in a circle, chanting the spiel a little slower.] In the name of the moon... I'll punish you!

[lunas]

[ YOU KNOW WHAT? Usagi is not going to lose. So she moves to march behind Yotsuba, clapping her hands in the rhytmn as they go. ]

In the name of the moon.. I'll punish you!

[ THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. ]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[WOW USAGI HOW OLD ARE YOU. Seriously, you won't beat her, she's set on being the awesomest of all Sailor Moon fans now.]

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I'LL PUNISH YOU!! [Let's kick it up a notch. GOING TO START SHOUTING IT OUT LOUD.]

[lunas]

[ MENTALLY JUST AS OLD AS YOTSUBA, REALLY. And nope, Usagi is Sailor Moon, no way to beat her. And who cares if others might hear her, she's too busy winning here!! ]

In the name of the moon.. I'LL PUNISH YOU!!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

[You call that winning?! THIS IS WINNING!]

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON

[...Can't scream any louder than that...]

[lunas]

[ And at that.. She's actually surprised. Wow, Usagi, imagine that someone would try to copy you and outdo you, no way, right?

So she jumps up from where she was marching behind Yotsuba, instead falling over and landing on the ground on her butt. ]

A-- Ah, you scared me with that one..! Don't do it out of nowhere!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

It wasn't out of nowhere, it was out of Yotsuba's mouth! You shouldn't be scared like that... [Hurr taking things literally.]

You shouldn't be scared because Sailor Moon is always prepared! [OR AT LEAST SHE ASSUMES SHE WOULD BE? Whatever, still marching around and punish people in the name of the moon.]

[lunas]

But it came out of your mouth out of nowhere! [ Usagi is not better at explaining things either way.. ]

Sailor Moon isn't prepared for someone else to shout her speech though! Or.. I think she wouldn't be!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

She isn't? Oh... WAAAAH!!

[And then she throws herself onto her back and rolls about on the floor a little.

If Sailor Moon isn't prepared for that sort of thing then she shouldn't be either! ...Even if she shouted the spiel herself. And the reaction was delayed. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!]