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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

Hey. Heeey!

[She's talking to you, journal.]

There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.

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Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?

[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]

...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

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That's right. There's no money here, so you can live like a bandit. I wouldn't recommend it, though.

[And what was that last remark?]

...And what kind of a person eats eyeballs?

That's okay, Yotsuba would rather live like a pirate captain! ...Or as Sailor Moon!

[Hello I am an impressionable five year old and I enjoy being the things other people tell me about. Yup.]

No, not eyeballs, eyeball-fry! It's a big fried egg and it's really yummy, but it looks like an eye is staring at you, right? Eyeball-fry!

Oh, I see. Now that makes more sense.

I don't see much difference in pirates. The only difference is that they do their dirty deeds at sea, while the bandits work on land.

Lots of sense!

Ohhh, so bandits are like ground-pirates... Are bandits as cool as pirates are? Pirates are cool.

Bandits are stupid.

[The end.]

Bandits are stupid. Pirates are cool. Got it.

And what makes pirates so "cool?"

They have ponies, and they make coffins, and then they let Yotsuba ride on their ponies, and then Buffy takes Yotsuba to see the pirate ships and they're really cool!

Oh, and Captain Jack gave Yotsuba his coat to keep warm and for being green-topped!

[What...?]

I see...

And who is Yotsuba?

This is Yotsuba speaking, hello! Who's this, are you selling daddy something?

[Damn journal-telemarketers!]

I'm Jay. But I'm not selling anything.

The only thing I would sell is information, but since there's no money here, there's no point.

Hi Jay! Jay sounds like... Day! Happy Jay Day!

Ohhh, can you tell Yotsuba stuff then? Info-may-shun on... Things?

[Jay Day? During the horoscope experiment, it would have sounded more appealing.]

Hmm...only if you can pay the price.

[Even if there's no money, he still won't give information for free.]

Yotsuba has... Some fluff. And this button. Take Nowy, take Nowy as the pay!

[Spoilers: she isn't a fan of Naoi.]

...And what, pray tell, is "Nowy"?

Nowy is really mean!! He lives with Yotsuba and Otonashy and he always pulls my hair, and then Yotsuba screams 'AAAAAH!!' and Otonashy tells him to stop but he's always mean later.

...So you'll take Nowy away?

[Then Nowy would probably start to pull on his hair. He wouldn't want that.]

Unfortunately, that won't do at all.

Nowy is pretty useless. [So she's not all that surprised that he won't cut it in terms of payment.] This is some nice fluff, it came off the pirate coat. It smells good.

No, you can keep your fluff.

[This is getting nowhere fast.]

How about we discuss what information you want first?

Yotsuba wants to know how daddy is right now and if he got fat from all the food he had all the Christmas! And if the neighbours are all happy and if Jumbo is still tall... And if bad Yanda is still Yanda.

[...Yup, that's all.]

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[HE SAW THIS YOTSUBA. HE'S STALKING YOU LIKE A FUCKING HAWK.]

What the hell are you doing you little brat?! How dare you try to use God as payment for some petty information!

[Aww hell, abort! Abort!]

Yotsuba isn't here, sorry! Beep, beep, beep, beep!

[Hear that dial tone? Put the journal down and call back later please.]

[You know what fuck this. She's in the other room why is he using the journals to yell at her?

SHUTTING HIS JOURNAL NOW.

And in less than a minute he is now coming into your room Yotsuba. Glaring] Come here you pest.

[She literally screams and does the most logical thing.

Picking up her journal.

Aiming it...

THROWING IT AT NAOI'S FACE.

And running for cover. Under the bed will do nicely.]

[AHGIUAETG You're so lucky he was able to dodge that but still YOU JUST MADE GOD EVEN MORE MAD.

NO ONE THROWS SHIT AT GOD. OKAY? O-FUCKING-KAY.

He walks over to the bed and kneels down, reaching under with one hand] I said, come here!

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[Voice - jacked and locked]

[Voice - jacked and locked] OH SHIT

[Action] HEHEHEHE

[Action] SCREAM

[Action] isn't naoi the best roommate ever