THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

Hey. Heeey!

[She's talking to you, journal.]

There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.

[...]

Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?

[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]

...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

Comments

[ video ]

[lunas]

Oh, sure! Let's go eat out, Yots--

[ .... wait. :| ]

W-what is 'eyeball-fry' supposed to be?! Are you a cannibal?!

[ video ]

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba isn't a cannon ball. [What.]

It's real tasty! There's a big fried egg, and it's on top of a steak. Yuumy!

[ video ]

[lunas]

Not a cannon ball, a cannib-- [ oh, wait, she just explained the misunderstanding.. ]

What, egg with steak isn't called 'eyeball-fry' at all.. You're going to scare people if you call it like that, Yotsuba-chan!

[ video ]

[herotypical]

I like your style.

[ video ]

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba is full of style! But it's true you know, nothing costs anything but this entire time Yotsuba has never been out to eat!

[ video ]

[herotypical]

...Sounds like something you should fix.

[voice]

[all7seas]

Why are you askin' permission for the restaurant? Oi---need my coat back, tiny green-headed creature.

[All that about eyeballs seems to fly over his head.]

[voice]

[rollypolyclover]

'Cause Yotsuba isn't supposed to go out unless someone knows, like Otonashy.

[But going out in the snow without a moments notice is completely fine it seems.]

Yotsuba can give it back right now if you want it, it's been washed and smells nice, like a meadow!

[voice]

[all7seas]

Like a....

[Good God he is going to smell like a meadow?!?!?]

FINE. NOW. Giving it back!

[voice]

[kindhearted]

Eyeball-fry...?

[Thaaat sounds horrifying.]

[voice]

[rollypolyclover]

Mmmm, eyeball-fry... It's really yummy and it's high class, because you eat it at restaurants you know? And they're very high class things, so you should always use please and thank you and eat with a knife and fork!

[Voice]

[unseenspy]

That's right. There's no money here, so you can live like a bandit. I wouldn't recommend it, though.

[And what was that last remark?]

...And what kind of a person eats eyeballs?

[Voice]

[rollypolyclover]

That's okay, Yotsuba would rather live like a pirate captain! ...Or as Sailor Moon!

[Hello I am an impressionable five year old and I enjoy being the things other people tell me about. Yup.]

No, not eyeballs, eyeball-fry! It's a big fried egg and it's really yummy, but it looks like an eye is staring at you, right? Eyeball-fry!

[Voice]

[shadedsunlight]

You could if you wanted to. There's lots of good restaurants here with a variety of things so you could go for awhile without eating the same thing twice.

[Voice]

[rollypolyclover]

But if Yotsuba finds something really yummy, is it okay to eat it over and over again?

[voice]

[catches]

... Eyeballs.

[Just. Stating it in case she says something more informative. It depends of what it's the eye of, after all!]

[voice]

[rollypolyclover]

Eyeball-fry.

[It seems a lot of people don't understand that eyeball-fry is really delicious and they all thing it's something horrible. But it's not!

And just to show how delicious it is... She isn't going to offer anymore information on the subject except for saying the name of it again! So informative.]

[Voice]

[needabourbon]

[Jigen is just going to think about this little girl for a moment. She can't be more than five. That would explain the strange name for something which is probably common... Right? That's how kids work. Right...?]

Eyeball-fry... Little girl, where is your papa? Have him take you to the restaurant.

[Jigen doesn't really know how to talk to kids--let alone a five year old. This should be interesting.]

[Voice]

[rollypolyclover]

[Lots of people always seem to end up bringing up her father, so she's finally formulated a response to give when people ask that.]

Daddy is back home whilst Yotsuba is here! But someday daddy will come and find Yotsuba and everyone will be happy so it's okay, don't worry!

[Said pretty cheerfully. Sure it's sad her father isn't here, but she's been told enough times by now that one day he might come here himself, so that keeps her hopes up.]

voice

[tpdd]

... Eyeball fry-- Ebi fry? Is that what you want to eat...?

voice

[rollypolyclover]

...What's ebby fry? Is it good?

[voice] *JUMPS ON*

[ever_deceptive]

What is eyeball-fry, darling?

[voice] HIYA NOT-UNCLE! :D

[rollypolyclover]

Eyeball-fry is really yummy and you should eat it every day, even when you get sick of it. It's so good that even if you get sick of it you'll keep wanting more anyway because it really is that good, and yummy!

[That made complete and total sense.]

[abidinglaw]

Hello.

[Oh God, is he really doing this? What business is this girl of his? But from what he can tell from her questions she appears to be unsupervised. Luceti is a dangerous place for a small child.]

[rollypolyclover]

Hiya!

[Lots of people are talking to her across the journal today, she can't help feeling a little excited.]

Do you want some eyeball-fry too? It's getting popular, get some before it's gone!