THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

Hey. Heeey!

[She's talking to you, journal.]

There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.

[...]

Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?

[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]

...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

Comments

[ video ] ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ASK THAT

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba isn't cheating, Yotsuba is winning! It's iminunpossible! [P1 laughs at P2's ragequit.]

Eating you hand is bad, don't do it! It hurts a lot and you get teeth marks all over from when you tried! [...] Cream is good.

[ video ] YES NOW GIVE ME THE ANSWER

[lunas]

You're just making up words as you go! Iminnupossibleimmie is not even a word! [ P2 proceeds to throw the tv out of the window. ]

Fine, I won't eat my hand, but.. ... I'm sort of hungry right now. [ grumbling stomach sounds. ]

[ video ] USAGI/LUNA?

[rollypolyclover]

No I'm not-- Whoah! What does that word mean?! Iminpossy... Blehmememe! Whoah, long, really long! [P1 wonders why P2 would even do that...]

If you're hungry you could eat your hand. [...Oh right, they just went over this.] Can we have eyeball-fry now?

[ video ] BUT LUNA IS A PLUSHIE IN PGSM...

[lunas]

N.. no, I just explained that neither of us is a cannibal and is not going to eat human parts, Yotsuba-chan! You can never have this eyeball-fry again, okay?!

[ video ] PRECISELY. PLUSHSECKS.

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba can never eat delicious eyeball-fry again? Never ever ever again? [Say it ain't so! What is the world coming to?!] These are some dark times we're living in... At least the cannon balls are happy.

[ video ] this is the first time the word 'plushsecks' has come anywhere near my inbox..

[lunas]

... D-don't give me that kind of look.. [ she's weak to wibbly eyes.. ]

I can't help it that you secretly want to be a cannon ball-- no, I mean, cannibal!

[ video ] then i feel special knowing i was the one who brought it to your inbox first

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba doesn't want to be a cannon ball, or a cannibal, or a Yanda! Yotsuba just wants to eat delicious eyeball-fryyy! [/SAD FACE.]