Koiwai Yotsuba 【小岩井 四葉】 よつば (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
rollypolyclover) wrote2012-01-10 10:11 am
rollypolyclover) wrote2012-01-10 10:11 am
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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]
Hey. Heeey!
[She's talking to you, journal.]
There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.
[...]
Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?
[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]
...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.
[She's talking to you, journal.]
There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.
[...]
Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?
[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]
...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.
[action]!!
WAIT WHAT oh god otonashi and naoi are going to fucking flip when they get home and see all this ice oh man oh god oh man...
BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN CROSS HER MIND BECAUSE WHOAH ICE EVERYWHERE!! YOU ARE SO COOLIO SWAMPBRO. HIGH FIVE.]
[action]!!
Does Yostuba want a Nyawoi ice sculpture.
He can accommodate her.
/HI5!!]
[action]!!
You do your thing Swampbro, all the sculptures. EXCEPT NO NOWY. He sucks. His sculpture would suck more.
/hi5!!]
[action]!!
He can totes freeze Nowee and sculpt him.
GIVE HIM A HUG~]
[action]!!
Oh well okay if he's freezing Nowy then that's cool. Rock on man.
OH OKAY BIG HUG!! YAAAY!!]
[action]!!
They can chisel him and make new furniture.
LET HIM RUB HIS MASS ALL OVER THE LOLI.]
[action]!!
Can't they just throw him out instead?
...YES. BIG HUGS.]
[action]!!
Well now they're freezing Otonashi. It'll be like Cirno with frogs.
Your read mass as ass didn't you.]
[action]!!
Nuuu don't freeze Otonashi he is such a bro. Unless it's like an ice sculpture of him. At least there are no Suwakos around to get pissed off.
NOPE read it as mass. I took it. Differently. Though.]
[action]!!
Oh, that can be his presento for her when he's gone!!
... Explain further.]
[action]!!
...That would be a beautiful present. She would cry over this ice sculpture, hug it and end up getting stuck to it. Damn ice.
I don't really think that needs explaining.]
[action]!!
Oh god can this seriously be a thing it sounds so stupid I love it.
It really does.]
[action]!!
Sobbing. Well... Okay then yes it can be a thing. Does Brendan know what Otonashi looks like or will Yotsuba have to describe what he looks like so Big Blue can make the sculpture?
Mass. Huge mass. Between his legs. There.]
[action]!!
Yes Otonashi was the jerkbutt that pointed out that Brendan doesn't actually have friends. Swampert can totally pull it off.
...................
Pervert.]
[action]!!
...BRENDAN GET SOME FRIENDS OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A JERK TO EVERYONE. Seriously man. God. Lolis and pokémon do not make good friends if they're the only ones you have!!
...Hurr.]
[action]!!
THEY ARE THE ONLY FRIENDS HE CAN MAKE HE NEEDS PEOPLE WHO ARE WAY TOO NICE SO HE CAN DERE OVER THEM OKAY.
Durr~]
[action]!!
BUT IT MUST BE SUCH A LONELY LIFE, DEREING OVER SMALL CHILDREN. WHY NOT BE NICE AND TALK TO PEOPLE MAN. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. OR LOCK EYES WITH THEM AND CHALLENGE THEM TO POKéMON BATTLES/WAIT FOR THEM ON GRASSY ROUTES UNDER THE CYCLING ROAD AND GIVE THEM ITEMFINDERS?!
Hurrduur~]
[action]!!
MAN, HE'S SO USED TO EVERY CONVERSATION LEADING INTO SOME SORT OF CONFLICT THAT ACTUALLY TALKING TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T HIS BATTLE-BUDDIES FOR AN EXTENDED DURATION OF TIME FEELS REALLY WEIRD.
Derpity~~]
[action]!!
...BUT EVERY CONVERSATION DOES LEAD INTO CONFLICT. BECAUSE BRENDAN CAN'T BE NICE AND HAVE A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE GOD SUCH A WEIRD GUY-- Use your itemfinder Brendan. And hand out rare candies. Give them to Yotsuba.
Herpity~~]
Re: [action]!!
HEY. HE CAN TOTALLY TR-- If he gives her Pokéblocks will she love him more.
Salagadoola, mechikaboola, herpity derpity henru~]