SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

Comments

voice

[weaponry]

Don't worry. I can't transfer people to the dimension. I can only store items. The scrolls aren't designed for transporting live people. Instead, they come to me, or I send them there. You'll be safe, Yotsuba! [ DON'T WORRY, YOTSUBA. THIS BUS DOESN'T STOP IN FLOATING WEAPON LAND. ]

[ video ]

[lunas]

That's--

[ ... nope, forget what she was about to say, instead it makes place for downright fear.. ]

Why does he want to eat my toes?! I didn't do anything to him-- a-aaah, someone save me from it!

[magentarific]

Hm.. [ How to explain this...? ]

If your multitasking was waiting to know about it and talking at the same time, then you wouldn't be waiting to know about it anymore. Because you wouldn't be waiting to know about it anymore, you couldn't be multitasking because you wouldn't be doing it. So it cancels itself out.

[rollypolyclover]

[Wait so she... It's not, but...






What?]

voice

[rollypolyclover]

[THERE ARE BUSES IN FLOATING WEAPON LAND?! SOUNDS LIKE FUN!]

Whoah, you're super cool! Don't make any pointy stuff come out when you're in the tub, that would make it the worst bath ever. Pointy things aren't good sponges!

[ video ]

[rollypolyclover]

Not eat!! He doesn't want to eat your toes!!

[There is a difference here.]

Mister Cicada just wants to nibble them. [...] It's a good thing! Yotsuba thinks so!

[And so does Mister Cicada. Delicious toes.]

voice;

[rollypolyclover]

Okay! Yotsuba will ask! Ask everyone Yotsuba sees and see if they have a TV we can see.

[And then, when they find a TV, she can wonder why the screen is fuzzy and there are no dolphins on it. What is TV, how do I TV?]

[ video ]

[lunas]

There's nothing good about my toes being nibbled! Because.. well, firstly it'd hurt, and in the secondly.. [ going over to yelling to EMPHASIZE THIS. ] It's super scary!!

[magentarific]

[ Yeah, Yuri even kind of confused herself with that one. ]

I'm gonna say it doesn't count.

voice;

[gleamed]

That sounds great! I'll ask around, too. I'm sure we'll be able to find one.

[This plan is f l a w l e s s.]

[fuckthemission]

Holy crap, that's impressive. I've been fighting for a super long time and even I'm not that good. But then, I'm not a cool superhero like you are, I guess.

voice

[weaponry]

[ IF YOU FIND A BUS SHE CAN SEAL IT. ]

Don't worry, Yotsuba. I can only release the scrolls if I decide to. They can't come out on accident.

[rollypolyclover]

Oh. [Okay she can get that.] Multitasking is hard. And Yotsuba doesn't get it.

[magentarific]

Like I said, someday. It's one of those things that comes to you without you realizing it.

voice

[rollypolyclover]

[BUT THERE ARE NO BUSES IN GENSOKYO LUCETI!!

Pointy stuff aside she actually has a good question to ask now.]

Who are you cool pointy stuff person?! You know me but Yotsuba doesn't know you... Has Yotsuba forgotten?!

[rollypolyclover]

That's okay, you can learn! [Welcome to Yotsuba's over-the-journal 'how to be a superhero' lessons.] You have to be really cool, and you hafta want to save everyone. Keep them safe from the bad guys! Are you really cool or just a three?

[ video ]

[rollypolyclover]

[Looking at the plushie. And then turning to look at Usagi on the journals. Plushie. Usagi. Plushie.

... PSSHAAAW~]

Mister Cicada isn't scary! He goes bweee bweee and climbs trees, lotsa cool stuff for a cicada! [...] It's okay Usagi, you're still cool too for a cicada.

voice;

[rollypolyclover]

When you find one you need to tell Yotsuba super fast! So we can watch the dolphins and the other stuff together. We can all watch TV together!

[Yuri can come and Usagi can come and-- No Nowy. He sucks. He can stay at home. But everyone else can come!]

[rollypolyclover]

Without even realising... Ohhh that's deep. You should write for newspapers.

[magentarific]

I don't have the patience to do something like that.

[voice]

[all7seas]

Faster, darling, than the speed of speed. Or. Aye, FAST! McCoy LOVED goin' fast. Fast and furious! His dream was to be able to dart in quickly with his hypowhatsit and send everyone and anyone straight to oblivion before they could react accordingly!

voice;

[gleamed]

I will! Don't worry. You'll be the first to know!

WOW YOTSUBA RUDE /casually fourth walls

[whimsicalwinds]

[............

Why do I get the feeling that I'm not the only one having an inner monologue anymore...

Hellooooo! You can't hear me, can you?! A-ah, I sure hope not... That would be a little strange, wouldn't it? And potentially embarrassing as well... Wait, but... It's not like I'm having any embarrassing or suspicious thoughts right now anyway! So there's nothing to hide--a-ah it always becomes difficult to not think of certain things when you're actually trying not to, doesn't it...

...]

Right! I won't give him any, in that case. What sorts of things is he allowed to eat then?

[rollypolyclover]

Being patient is hard, like when you're waiting for something. Something yummy. Waiting is boring.

[magentarific]

It's a pain.

[ Life lessons, Yotsuba. Don't ever worry about being patient. Just do what you want. ]