rollypolyclover | SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

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I don't have the patience to do something like that.

Being patient is hard, like when you're waiting for something. Something yummy. Waiting is boring.

It's a pain.

[ Life lessons, Yotsuba. Don't ever worry about being patient. Just do what you want. ]

[That completely goes against everything her father taught her about being patient and good things coming to those who wait.

BUT OKAY.]

Yeah, it's a real pain, ouch!! Why do people wait and be patient about stuff? Why does Yotsuba have to wait until later to eat a snack?!

Well with snacks it's more because if you eat every time you want one, you'll start looking like this. [ She puffs her cheeks up with air. ]

[... PFFT. She's going to lose it.]

Ahahahaha!! You look really fat, it's funny! Aaahahahaha!! Whoaaaah, so fat, it's so funny!

[--Wait, hold on.]

Yotsuba doesn't want to look like that! [...] Not all the time! It's funny.

You'll have to laugh at yourself for it if you eat snacks all the time.

... Yotsuba won't eat too many snacks then. Just enough. Don't want to be really fat and have puffy cheeks!

[And now she's genuinely worried that one day she'll wake up and her cheeks with have suddenly tripled in size.]

[ What happens if Yotsuba has an allergic reaction now.. ]

Just enough is good! That's why we space snacks out and have them at certain times, instead of whenever we want one. It has nothing to do with patience.

[She might die.]

So... So it's for Yotsuba's own good! Why didn't daddy tell me that?! He's dumb!

[All this patience bullshit. Geeze. Way to be a bad father Koiwai.

...

This is awful. If he ever shows up he will be so confused. And annoyed.]

[ Yuri's a good sister, not a good parent. ]

I'm sure he's not dumb. Men just operate on a different wavelength than women.

Ohhh, like the sea? Yotsuba didn't know Daddy was on another wave.

[ Close enough. ]

Exactly. Some girls ride the cool, big wave. Some guys ride the medium sized wave and still crash into each other somehow. There are girls and guys who manage to skid onto other peoples' waves too, of course, but for the most part girls have a certain size of waves they stick to and guys have a certain size of waves that they stick to that's different than girls.

I get it! Everyone has their own wave! Yotsuba likes the fast waves that splish splash around. I can ride them and Yotsuba goes whoosh! Into the sand!

[This also might explain why Fuuka and no one else could 'surf' at the beach back home. They were just on the wrong sort of wave.]

Lots of cool, big waves!

Exactly. You just have to get on the same wave as other people. [ Or something. What is this metaphor even doing. ]

More people should come on Yotsuba's wave then, we can ride the same one together! Are we on the same wave? We can share it! [It's being taken more and more literally as time passes. This is what you get for using a metaphor around her.]

Depends, does it get to be a tidal wave? [ Yuri's okay with this. ]

Yeah, it can be a tidal wave, the best tidal wave ever! We can swim on it together Yurippe! [What's a tidal wave.]

[ Swimming on tidal waves... Whatever. ] On top of the tidal wave is a better place to be than under it.

What happens if you go under the tidal wave, do you go splash and fall over? Ohhh...

Tidal waves are like 100 foot tall waves, Yotsuba.

[Oh shi- WAT.]

That's taller than Yotsuba! [...] Taller than Jumbo!! [...] Five and a half Jumbos!!! Too tall!

Exactly! They're ridiculously tall.

Don't want to ride on the tidal wave! Yurippe, you don't ride on it too! No one can ride on it, too tall! [Except Naoi. He can.]

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