rollypolyclover | SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

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That way is-- Jay is an old man?! Ohh, that explains it.

[Who even knows what it explains!]

Have a safe trip on your way to heaven.

[asdfjkdlsajfklds, WHAT??]

I'm not that old! I'm only...

[18 now? And at that moment, it hits him that next month is July, when Chibi-Usa had chosen his birthday. So he'll be 19 next month. Gulp...]

...Now I know how Will feels...

Does Will feel old too? Sit down Jay, don't push yourself.

Why are you telling me that?

I don't think Will feels old, but Norma constantly calls him an old man. Even though he's only 28, which isn't old at all.

[That's nearly six times her age. Not that Yotsuba would know what five sixes are.]

That's ancient. That's really ancient. Do you pay your respects to him on Respect for the Aged day? You should. [...] Yotsuba will say something for you next time too Jay, don't worry.

"Respect for the Aged" day? When is that?

Oh, I see.. I don't think they're made of cheese, but if they are then I want to try one! [ the girl who's Sailor Moon right here, ladies and gentleman. ]

But how do you know for sure that moon rocks won't have hermit crabs in it?

Is that a fact?

Yotsuba speaks the truth!

[Yotsuba might share some of her cheesy moon rock in that case, if she gets her hands on some.]

There won't be any hermit crabs on the moon, they live at the beach! [...] Are there beaches on the moon?

Of course there's a beach on the moon! [ At least this is something Usagi does know, apparently.. even if she's totally interpreted the fact wrong. ]

There's a sea on the moon, the Sea of Serenity! So if there's a sea, there must be a beach too!

It was last year, so it's going to be... Soon? [By the way. What are months/days/dates/etc? She has no idea when this day even is past it just 'being a thing'.]

[Well shucks, this puts a damper on her possible moon rock collecting.]

Yotsuba will have to check all the moon rocks really, really carefully so there are no hermit crabs inside. I don't want to take a hermit crab's house!

Of course.. [ Usagi, don't go and make this worse-- too late. ]

Because if you take its house, it might get mad at you and cling onto your face instead!

Oh! Yotsuba knows all about things clinging to your face!!

[Allow her to go grab that cicada toy and hold it against her face so she can scream into it.]

Won't come off, won't come off!!

Yotsuba...

...

[Yotsuba used Distraction! It's super effective!]

What's a dolphin? I don't think we have those where I'm from!

.. Yotsuba-chan, there's something on your face!

[ she doesn't realise.. it's a plushie.. ]

Ah, someone take it off..! Isn't something like that dangerous?!

Well, anyway, I respect Will every day.

Do you enjoy celebrating that day?

[...oh yotsuba]

A-ah, great! I'm glad he doesn't then. It would have been a little troublesome otherwise, anyway...

I suppose I'll simply have to trust you, then. Miss Yotsuba.

[ Well the floor got nailed, anyway. ]

If you come back with even a scratch, you're going to pay for it you know!

[Mock indignation goes here, man.]

Heeey, yeah! What the heck is up with that?

A year is a really long time, right?? We already have to wait a whole year for Christmases and birthdays, and now trips? [shakes his head] Crazy.

I can't wait for the trip to the moon either! It's better to just get it over with before your mind starts to worry. [ Damn her motherly mini-mod side of everything. ]

You'll have a wonderfully beautiful moon garden! If we see any plants, we should get them too, right Yotsuba?

Yotsuba can already see what would have happened if Mister Cicada did mind after all.

["Mister Cicada, no, do what I say!"
"No Yotsuba. You are not the boss of me. You are only five."
"What does my age have to do with it?!"
"Your hair is green."
"What does my colour have to do with it?!"
"My feet hurt standing on this leaf."
"What do your feet have to do with it?! Stop talking and do what I say!"
"No Yotsuba. You are not the boss of me. You are only five."
"What does my age have to do with it?!"

Of course what Yotsuba can see and is imagining in her head can't exactly be seen by anyone else but herself sooo... She's just going to be standing there, eyes wide, looking into space.]

Yeah! Yotsuba asks all the old grannies and grandpas if they're going to go to heaven. I've even met grandpas who have come back from heaven! He said it's nice up there, lots of good food to eat.

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