SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

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voice

[rollypolyclover]

Okay!! Yotsuba can't wait to go to the moon now, even more than before. It's meant to be super serious but it's also going to be seriously fun, ahahaha!

[Clap clap clap! ... Who knows why she's clapping.]

I'll find some many moon rocks that Yotsuba's garden will be a rock garden!

voice

[weaponry]

I can't wait for the trip to the moon either! It's better to just get it over with before your mind starts to worry. [ Damn her motherly mini-mod side of everything. ]

You'll have a wonderfully beautiful moon garden! If we see any plants, we should get them too, right Yotsuba?

voice

[rollypolyclover]

There are plants on the moon too? Ohhh Yotsuba thought the moon was just for rocks and aliens. Maybe there are lots of pretty moon flowers. [This is news to her.] Are there moon bugs too?

voice

[weaponry]

I'm not sure if there are plants on the moon, or if there are moon bugs! That's why we have to keep a really big eye out for them, you know? So if we find any, we can catch them or seal them into my scroll for later!

voice

[rollypolyclover]

Oh okay, I get it now! Your scroll is like a big net that you can use for catching bugs! And rocks, and plants. A bug-rock-plant catching net! That's really cool, Yotsuba has only used nets for fish and cicadas before.

voice

[weaponry]

Actually, that's a good way to put it. Except, once it's put into the net, it disappears into another dimension. [ ...This is going to fly over her head. ] And then I'll be able to make them reappear later at my will.

voice

[rollypolyclover]

... [Gurl say whuuut.] Another dimension? What's that?

voice

[weaponry]

It's basically another world, except there's nothing in there but floating weapons because that's the dimension my scrolls are tied to. [ Horray for BSing base on canon vagueness!! Wooo!! ]

voice

[rollypolyclover]

... That sounds scary and dangerous. And very pointy! Don't hurt yourself when you go to the floating weapons dimension, you should be careful! [What if, somehow, she ended up in this dimension too?!] Never take Yotsuba to the floating weapon place!!

voice

[weaponry]

Don't worry. I can't transfer people to the dimension. I can only store items. The scrolls aren't designed for transporting live people. Instead, they come to me, or I send them there. You'll be safe, Yotsuba! [ DON'T WORRY, YOTSUBA. THIS BUS DOESN'T STOP IN FLOATING WEAPON LAND. ]

voice

[rollypolyclover]

[THERE ARE BUSES IN FLOATING WEAPON LAND?! SOUNDS LIKE FUN!]

Whoah, you're super cool! Don't make any pointy stuff come out when you're in the tub, that would make it the worst bath ever. Pointy things aren't good sponges!

voice

[weaponry]

[ IF YOU FIND A BUS SHE CAN SEAL IT. ]

Don't worry, Yotsuba. I can only release the scrolls if I decide to. They can't come out on accident.

voice

[rollypolyclover]

[BUT THERE ARE NO BUSES IN GENSOKYO LUCETI!!

Pointy stuff aside she actually has a good question to ask now.]

Who are you cool pointy stuff person?! You know me but Yotsuba doesn't know you... Has Yotsuba forgotten?!

voice

[weaponry]

[ WHAT?! How is she going to get off Luceti now?! She paid 300$ for that Greyhound! ]

I'm Tenten! I only know your name because you call yourself Yotsuba. [ She's not psychic or anything. ] I might have seen you here and there but the way you zip around the village makes you seem very busy.

[ ooc: My apologies that this is so late. I had no internet access for the past three days. ]

voice

[rollypolyclover]

[WHAT A RIP-OFF!]

... Ohhh. [The concept of people knowing her name because she just so happens to refer to herself in third person now and then is rather strange. MIND READERS. ALL OF YOU.] Yotsuba likes going around and exploring the village, there are lots of pretty flower gardens.

[...]

Is your daddy called Ninenine? [Thank goodness she can count up to ten... Ten.]

[ooc - No worries! Take as long as you want!]

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[weaponry]

[ TENTEN IS PRAGMATIC!!! NOT A RIP OFF!!!!! ]

There are lots of pretty flowers gardens! My friend Temari has a flower garden around here too! [ She beams. ] You're also welcomed to Community Housing Building One, floor four any time, okay? I usually cook what most people call Chinese food for dinner.

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[weaponry]

[ Wait wait wait. What did this girl just say?! ] Is my daddy called ninenine? [ ...Is that even a name?! Tenten ponders how could she come up with a name like this on the spot. ] No, he's not. Where'd you even get that name?

[rollypolyclover]

[... A PRAGMATICAL RIP-OFF!!]

Yotsuba is welcome! I'll come say hello and try your Chinese stuff sometime Tenten, and play in your friend's garden and be really welcome!

[Hmm. Now she's feeling like a snack...]

Your name is Tenten. Your daddy's name is Ninenine. [...] And your mommy is called Eighteight!

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[weaponry]

[ MUCH BETTER! ]

Excellent! If you have any preferred dish, let me know and I'll try making that! [ She's properly gained this girl's trust!!! ]

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[weaponry]

[ She sighs. Oh, puns based on whatever numbers these are. This is the first time she's ever encountered this but she already finds it irritating. But, she can't snap at someone as young as Yotsuba. ]

No, Yotsuba. My parents aren't named after numbers. I'm not named after numbers, either. My name means heavenly heaven. [ or that's what filler kanji says anyways. ]

[rollypolyclover]

Curry! And hamburgers!!

[Not necessarily together, but hey if she gets hamburg steak and rice with curry sauce she won't be complaining.]

Ohhh so your name is like really heavenly then, super heaven. That's cool! Yotsuba's name is four! [Four leaf actually, but since the conversation has mostly been about numbers...]

[weaponry]

A curryburger?! [ She has discovered hamburgers in year ten month stay in Luceti. ] That's quite the endeavor for me! [ but she's down. ]

Only four? Wouldn't it be fourleaf? [ Even though the Naruto language isn't explicitly defined, there are several things that implies it's Japanese! Like the writing and the signs and stuff!!!! She's able to recognize Yotsuba's name, especially now with context. ]

[rollypolyclover]

... Yeah, that!! [EVEN BETTER.] You can do it Tenten!

That's what Yotsuba said, ahaha! [She just left off the clover part because she did okay okay.] Like a clover, four leaf clovers are really good luck! Yotsuba gave Asagi a four leaf clover.

[weaponry]

I'll try my best for you! [ SHE HOPES SHE CAN ACTUALLY MAKE A CURRY BURGER. ]

I know that's what you said. [ She giggles. She doesn't bring up that she left out the clover parts. ] I didn't know four leaf clovers were lucky Is this why your hair is like a clover? So you're lucky all the time. [ She smiles warmly at Yotsuba's generosity. ] That was a really nice thing to do, Yotsuba.

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhh! Yeah! Yotsuba is super lucky, all the time, every day! [Except for the days when she runs into stuff or gets told off. Then she's a little less lucky.] Do you want a clover too?! Yotsuba can find one! And sunflowers and other nice plants. Lots of plants!