rollypolyclover | SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

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Yotsuba will take care if you take care! And if you took enough care then Yotsuba will show you the floon rocks. It's a deal, a date deal!

[FIST PUMP!]

That's not funny at all, Yotsuba-chan!! [ this is Usagi on the inside right about now. ]

Your life could be in danger here!

Good, then you won't have to do Naoi's dirty laundry.

Actually, that's a good way to put it. Except, once it's put into the net, it disappears into another dimension. [ ...This is going to fly over her head. ] And then I'll be able to make them reappear later at my will.

No one should have to do that, it's scary. Except Nowy, he can wash his own smelly pants.

... [Gurl say whuuut.] Another dimension? What's that?

[WOW THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN USAGI :D]

Ohhh, it's not funny. Yotsuba could die. [...] Won't come off! [EXCEPT THIS TIME she just shouts and doesn't shove her face into the plushie.]

Men are 90% dirtier than girls are, too. It's a scientific fact.

What, you mean the time he challenged the mightiest of Space Penguins, Flappy Waterwinger, to a skating race? THAT story?

If science says it's right then it must be true! You could get a nobel prize for that Yurippe, good job.

Maybe if we write the Malnosso about it they'll give us one.

Yeah, that one!! That one sounds like the best story ever, you should tell it right now! Yotsuba wants to hear about the Space Flappy! [...] And do funny voices for everyone.

We can do that?! Ask them about it because we really, really need one. I hope it's pretty, we can put it on the wall and tell people all about what good scientists we are when they come and visit!

[...Oh my. This creature is very interesting. And big.]

I see! [...Yeah she's mostly still confused but she's going to roll with it.] Why does it do that? Why does it have a hole in its head? Was someone mean to it?

[...................

Did... did something happen?! Is her Cicada actually real, perhaps? If he is, for Yotsuba to be reacting to this, he must be a very rude stuffed cicada! And oi, what's this about a Yotsubox?! This sounds like something out of Toy Story... Would that make Yotsuba Andy?

... This is no time to be thinking about this, is it?]

U-um... Yotsuba? Is everything okay?

Alright, you write them an official letter and I'll figure out how to send it, okay?

It's basically another world, except there's nothing in there but floating weapons because that's the dimension my scrolls are tied to. [ Horray for BSing base on canon vagueness!! Wooo!! ]

By god, you're right. Nothing like a good back massage. But... is it worth having a bad back?

[...

Yotsuba can have inner mono... Mona. Think! I can think inside Yotsuba's head too! That Mister Cicada was being super mean, Yotsuba is five years old! He needs to sit in the corner and learn his lesson. And no candy for a week. He's dirt- Grounded!

... Thinking to yourself is really weird, ahaha!! Hellooo! You can't hear Yotsuba can you?! Ahahaha! Poop! Can't hear me!

...]

Yes, everything is okay! [...] Don't give Mister Cicada any candy.

[That. Is a good question.]

...

[Sadly it is one that she doesn't have a real answer to.]

It likes doing that! It looks really cool and the dolphin is a really big show off. And the hole is there becaaause... It's where the dolphin keeps all its yummy snacks!

[ ... Yotsuba, do you want to give Usagi a heart attack or what.. ]

AAAAAAAH! [ ... wait. ] W-what were you yelling for all of a sudden?!

It'll be the best official letter ever! Yotsuba will even put a sticker on it and fold it up and everything. [An animal sticker. Perhaps one of a cow.] When you send it will the Malnosso get it in their mail box? Getting mail is fun!

... That sounds scary and dangerous. And very pointy! Don't hurt yourself when you go to the floating weapons dimension, you should be careful! [What if, somehow, she ended up in this dimension too?!] Never take Yotsuba to the floating weapon place!!

What do you mean, does your back do bad stuff when you get older? Yotsuba won't ever have a bad back because I'm really good. Sailor Cicada won't let there be any bad backs! [Going to massage ALL THE BACKS.]

[This is the face of a five year old when they realise they just have to say or do something to wind someone up for the fun of it.

Slooowly raising the cicada to her face so it's covered again. No screaming this time though. Just plushie on face.

:D]

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