SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

Comments

[rollypolyclover]

Yotsuba would fall over all the time. And it would get dirty because Yotsuba would fall on it so much. Oh! And other people would walk all over it so Yotsuba would have to shout 'get off my beard you darn kids'! If Yotsuba was old then that means I could ask people to give me back massages though, that's nice.

[fuckthemission]

By god, you're right. Nothing like a good back massage. But... is it worth having a bad back?

[rollypolyclover]

What do you mean, does your back do bad stuff when you get older? Yotsuba won't ever have a bad back because I'm really good. Sailor Cicada won't let there be any bad backs! [Going to massage ALL THE BACKS.]

[fuckthemission]

Sailor Cicada?

[ELABORATE.]

[rollypolyclover]

[Patting herself on the chest all proud like and stuff.]

That's me, I'm Sailor Cicada! Sailor Cicada is the best superhero ever and she fights to keep the village safe from bad guys. And invisible trolls and goblins that live in Seventh Heaven.

[fuckthemission]

Holy crap, that's impressive. I've been fighting for a super long time and even I'm not that good. But then, I'm not a cool superhero like you are, I guess.

[rollypolyclover]

That's okay, you can learn! [Welcome to Yotsuba's over-the-journal 'how to be a superhero' lessons.] You have to be really cool, and you hafta want to save everyone. Keep them safe from the bad guys! Are you really cool or just a three?

[fuckthemission]

Well... I dunno'! You'll have to tell me. Does being in the army add any points for me? I do like keeping people safe from the bad guys.

[rollypolyclover]

Yes, that's two points! You like keeping people safe and you're very army. [How many extra arms does this guy have that she can't see. How mysterious.] You're cool enough, maybe.

[fuckthemission]

Maybe? Man, this is tough.

I know how to go hunting. How about that?

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhh, now you're really cool! What stuff do you hunt? Cicadas?! Yotsuba likes catching cicadas!Bweeeeee!

[fuckthemission]

Cicadas? Well, I'm sure I could hunt those, yeah. Are you a pretty good cicada catcher, yourself?

[rollypolyclover]

Yeah! Yotsuba can use a net to catch them! Then you put them in a box. Catch them all!

[fuckthemission]

Great! But what do you do with 'em once you have 'em?

[rollypolyclover]

Let 'em go! They all fly out and go bweeeee all over! Yotsuba let some go inside and everyone helped catch them again, ahaha!

[fuckthemission]

I see. Careful who you let catch 'em, though! They might throw 'em into a pot and cook 'em. We gotta think of the safety of the cicadas here, right?

[rollypolyclover]

You can eat cicadas? [W-Who would do such a thing?] Oh no, Yotsuba will keep the cicadas safe! No one can eat them, won't let them!

[fuckthemission]

Yeah, you gotta keep a good eye on 'em! People put them in suckers and eat them like candy!

[trolling kids can be fun sometimes

BUT THIS IS 100 PERCENT ACCURATE KID]

[rollypolyclover]

[Cicadas. In candy.

IS THIS AWESOME? OR TERRIBLE? SHE CAN'T TELL.]

Don't know, don't know!! The cicadas are suckers, gyaaah!!

[fuckthemission]

What, you wanna try one? Maybe not cicadas, since you like 'em so much. They make some with scorpions, too.

[rollypolyclover]

Scorpions too?! Liar, don't lie!! [...] What are scorpions, are they good suckers?!

[fuckthemission]

I wouldn't think so... I mean, they have stingers, like bees. Wouldn't that be crappy to eat?