rollypolyclover | SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

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Mmmhmm. Lots of coats. And if you like? I can be not far away. [With sword. And guns. And cunning. And ruthlessness. And protectiveness.]

Oh, okay, we can go sit on the moon together then. And we can stargaze on the moon too, Yotsuba knows all about cygnus and the other constellations up there.

[She moves away from the journal as she grabs her coat and then vanish to find another coat in the house, returning shortly after to throw it on her bed.]

Elicia said it might be dangerous and we should leave it to the adults this time. Are you going to be okay? It's going to be dangerous and you're an adult Captain Jack.

I'll be fine, poppet. Perfectly fine. And I like this plan! Sit on the moon and stargaze. It's a rather brilliant plan for a green-headed janx like yourself. Very good.

Okay, but don't just say you're fine when you're not really fine. If you're not really fine and you're just pretending you're fine then you won't be fine at all later on!

[She laughs and claps her hands together for a moment. Stargazing. On the moon. With a pirate. Heehee~] It's a brilliant plan for a green-headed me! We could bring snacks too and watch all the space stuff going on.

Cheesepuffular popcornicles! [Didn't he see a bag of those in the food shop?]

[... W-What the heck are those.]

Cheesepufferfish popcornos!? [What. Did he say. Did she say. What.] Are those real? Don't lie to me Captain Jack!!

SO real, child! We shall have our way with them one by one til the bag is empty!

Now Yotsuba is really excited again and there's nothing you can do about it!! Gyaaaaah! This was going to be serioooouuuus!! Let's eat all of them and then eat some more!!

Brilliant! In space. And I'll sing you all the currently existing verses of the ballad of Leonard McCoy.

Yotsuba can't wait, I really like singing! Your last song was a smash hit, top of the charts!

I like singing as well, lass! And McCoy's life, well...stuff of ballads, that.

Can you tell Yotsuba a story about McCoy? Make sure it includes penguins, Yotsuba likes penguins. Oh, and the moon, since we're all going to the moon!

What, you mean the time he challenged the mightiest of Space Penguins, Flappy Waterwinger, to a skating race? THAT story?

Yeah, that one!! That one sounds like the best story ever, you should tell it right now! Yotsuba wants to hear about the Space Flappy! [...] And do funny voices for everyone.

McCoy, savvy? He were testing out his newest flashfire superfast propelling unit. And Space Flappy, well, she wanted to bite him, as space penguins do.

Space penguins sound really scary. [Just as well the normal kind are cute and much less bite-y.] What's a flashfire superfast propelling thing? ... Does it go superfast?

Faster, darling, than the speed of speed. Or. Aye, FAST! McCoy LOVED goin' fast. Fast and furious! His dream was to be able to dart in quickly with his hypowhatsit and send everyone and anyone straight to oblivion before they could react accordingly!

Whoaaaah... Fasterer than the speed of speed must be really fast.

[Even though she's understanding very little of this the words Jack is using sound really cool. Like hypowhatsit.]

What's oblivion? Did everyone and anyone like going there?

No one. No one. Likes oblivion, child. Make sure you never get sent there. It's a boring place, filled with oatmeal and oatmealworms and one generally has no idea of who he himself is or why he is EATING the infested oats, really.

So, no. No one likes oblivion.

Oblivion sounds bad! Yotsuba won't go there and eat the oatmealworms and won't be bored! It's not fun being bored, it's the opposite of fun!!

Does no one like oatmeal too?! It must be really bad if there's lots of oatmeal in oblivion!

I've heard that No One enjoys oatmeal. Everyone else loves it, though.

[Wait no, now she's very confused.]

No one and everyone.

[She's trying to wrap her mind around it, really, she's trying her best here.]

.... Gyaaah?!

Oh, lassie. Your brain is coming undone I fear.

Nap time.

Nap time?! Not tired, space! Oblivioooon! Is there no more story?!

Not certain you can handle what happens next in the story: when McCoy's brave daughter, Joanna, rescues him from the Penguin Tower....

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