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rollypolyclover) wrote2012-06-18 04:30 am
rollypolyclover) wrote2012-06-18 04:30 am
SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]
This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!
[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]
Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!
[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]
Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!
[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]
Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.
[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]
Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!
[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]
Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!
[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]
Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.
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I'll do just that then, Yotsuba! I hope Cicada-san doesn't mind that I'll be taking care of him though.
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[EYING THAT FUCKING CICADA PLUSHIE.
yotsbo pls]
He doesn't mind.
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A-ah, great! I'm glad he doesn't then. It would have been a little troublesome otherwise, anyway...
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["Mister Cicada, no, do what I say!"
"No Yotsuba. You are not the boss of me. You are only five."
"What does my age have to do with it?!"
"Your hair is green."
"What does my colour have to do with it?!"
"My feet hurt standing on this leaf."
"What do your feet have to do with it?! Stop talking and do what I say!"
"No Yotsuba. You are not the boss of me. You are only five."
"What does my age have to do with it?!"
Of course what Yotsuba can see and is imagining in her head can't exactly be seen by anyone else but herself sooo... She's just going to be standing there, eyes wide, looking into space.]
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...Ah... [...go on?!]
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What does my age have to do with anything Mister Cicada?! Go to the corner!!
[THROWING THE PLUSHIE NOW.]
And stay there until you've learnt your lesson! [...] Don't comfort him Yotsubox, just let it go already!!
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Did... did something happen?! Is her Cicada actually real, perhaps? If he is, for Yotsuba to be reacting to this, he must be a very rude stuffed cicada! And oi, what's this about a Yotsubox?! This sounds like something out of Toy Story... Would that make Yotsuba Andy?
... This is no time to be thinking about this, is it?]
U-um... Yotsuba? Is everything okay?
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Yotsuba can have inner mono... Mona. Think! I can think inside Yotsuba's head too! That Mister Cicada was being super mean, Yotsuba is five years old! He needs to sit in the corner and learn his lesson. And no candy for a week. He's dirt- Grounded!
... Thinking to yourself is really weird, ahaha!! Hellooo! You can't hear Yotsuba can you?! Ahahaha! Poop! Can't hear me!
...]
Yes, everything is okay! [...] Don't give Mister Cicada any candy.
WOW YOTSUBA RUDE /casually fourth walls
Why do I get the feeling that I'm not the only one having an inner monologue anymore...
Hellooooo! You can't hear me, can you?! A-ah, I sure hope not... That would be a little strange, wouldn't it? And potentially embarrassing as well... Wait, but... It's not like I'm having any embarrassing or suspicious thoughts right now anyway! So there's nothing to hide--a-ah it always becomes difficult to not think of certain things when you're actually trying not to, doesn't it...
...]
Right! I won't give him any, in that case. What sorts of things is he allowed to eat then?
NOPE. STOP RUINING THE FOURTH WALL.
Yotsuba wants to play outside. Maybe go to the swings! Yeah!
...
Deep inner monologue out of the way she actually decides to put some thought into what cicadas actually eat. They're normally found on trees so that must mean they eat leaves! Makes sense.]
Give him a leaf. Maybe two. He likes eating leaves. You're the chef Hayate so Mister Cicada will eat only the best!
NEVER
Mm.. Are you sure just leaves will be enough for him though?
FINE. LOSER.
[Well just leaves sounded fine, especially if they're two really big leaves. What else could cicadas like?]
Acorns! Give him some really yummy acorns. Keep the acorns with double caps though, and the really big ones! They're really cool!
HUFF
[...buuut on a more serious note..]
But ah... Be sure to be careful when you go up there, okay?
GO HUFF YOURSELF
[... Oh shit yeah, the space thing. Right, the thing she was doing this all for in the first place.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE FORGOT WHEN SHE STARTED THINKING ABOUT CICADAS OKAY.]
Yotsuba will be extra careful, more careful than usual! If Yotsuba breaks anything then Nowy did it!
HUFF HUFF HUFF
A-ah, well... I meant to be careful and make sure that you stay safe.
TOO FAR
[It'll be like staying at home with Naoi, only in space.]
HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
[or something]
MELPLS
[Everyone has a little Asbel inside of them-- wait who what now.]