SEVEN ⌘ Yotsuba and Outer Space [Video]

[rollypolyclover]

This is really important okay? It's super serious so you need to listen to me!

[Just in case there's no one listening she smacks the journal a few times to make sure she gets everyones attention. Or she hopes that's what hitting her journal around will do.]

Yotsuba is going into space. [Stay serious. This isn't fun... But oh my gosh space?! She's been star gazing and talked about aliens and Sailor Moon- Will Sailor Moon be there?! GFDKHASGK-- Okay no, no. Serious face. She might have cracked a smile there but she's doing her best to take this as seriously as she can manage.] Space is really big. And really far away!

[She turns away for a moment, only to come back with this thing in her arms.]

Someone needs to take care of him whilst Yotsuba is gone. He likes eating leaves and crackers, and he sleeps a lot but you need to take care of him anyway. He still needs looking after even if he's lazy!

[Yes. She's being sent off into space and one of her top priorities is making sure the stuffed toy Otonashi gave her is kept safe.]

Yuri can't look after him, she's busy! [Or she imagines she will be, SSS stuff and what not.] And Naoi can't do anything! ... Ohhh, is space cold? Yotsuba will bring the fluffy pink coat, it's really warm.

Comments

[rollypolyclover]

Ohhh, now you're really cool! What stuff do you hunt? Cicadas?! Yotsuba likes catching cicadas!Bweeeeee!

[fuckthemission]

Cicadas? Well, I'm sure I could hunt those, yeah. Are you a pretty good cicada catcher, yourself?

[rollypolyclover]

Yeah! Yotsuba can use a net to catch them! Then you put them in a box. Catch them all!

[fuckthemission]

Great! But what do you do with 'em once you have 'em?

[rollypolyclover]

Let 'em go! They all fly out and go bweeeee all over! Yotsuba let some go inside and everyone helped catch them again, ahaha!

[fuckthemission]

I see. Careful who you let catch 'em, though! They might throw 'em into a pot and cook 'em. We gotta think of the safety of the cicadas here, right?

[rollypolyclover]

You can eat cicadas? [W-Who would do such a thing?] Oh no, Yotsuba will keep the cicadas safe! No one can eat them, won't let them!

[fuckthemission]

Yeah, you gotta keep a good eye on 'em! People put them in suckers and eat them like candy!

[trolling kids can be fun sometimes

BUT THIS IS 100 PERCENT ACCURATE KID]

[rollypolyclover]

[Cicadas. In candy.

IS THIS AWESOME? OR TERRIBLE? SHE CAN'T TELL.]

Don't know, don't know!! The cicadas are suckers, gyaaah!!

[fuckthemission]

What, you wanna try one? Maybe not cicadas, since you like 'em so much. They make some with scorpions, too.

[rollypolyclover]

Scorpions too?! Liar, don't lie!! [...] What are scorpions, are they good suckers?!

[fuckthemission]

I wouldn't think so... I mean, they have stingers, like bees. Wouldn't that be crappy to eat?