Koiwai Yotsuba 【小岩井 四葉】 よつば (
rollypolyclover) wrote2012-09-21 03:56 pm
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NINE ⌘ Yotsuba and Popguns [Video|Action]
[Behold, the lesser spotted Naoi, asleep in his comfortable habitat of the sofa in House 40. Yotsuba holds the journal as close as she can to her unsuspecting target without waking him up. Look at that face. It's the face of a mean person. A mean person who smells really bad.
Once she's done showing off Naoi and the sofa, Yotsuba sets the journal on the floor and disappears for a moment... Reappearing with this in her hands. This can only end well.
Yotsuba creeps up as carefully as she can, takes aim with her penguin popper and- Wait, no, she should be closer. Cloooser. Perfect! The toy rifle is right next to his nose by this point. Now she's ready. Threeee... Twooo... Ooone...
What follows is a flurry of swears and screaming, resulting in Yotsuba running away as fast as she can whilst a very angry Naoi chases after her. the journal remains propped up on the floor, unable to catch the carnage and mayhem happening in another part of the house. What it is able to catch though is Yotsuba still screaming.]
He's gonna kill me! Nooo!!
[Then, silence.]
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[Later on, when Yotsuba isn't attacking her housemates with a popgun, she's out and around the village. Her popgun is still with her, but she isn't out to shoot noses. Oh no, she's after something much bigger.
Invisible. Goblins.
No, really, this place is absolutely teeming with invisible goblins, out to steal your food and cause trouble. Only Yotsuba can see them, but trust her when she says they're really bad and need to be taken care of. They only appear near Seventh Heaven, that's where they like to hide you see. Yotsuba stands to attention outside the doors of the restaurant, marching back and forth so to patrol the entrance and make sure no goblins try and make a run for it. Every now and then a goblin tries to get away, causing Yotsuba to aim and fire at the goblin with her pop-gun.]
Pop! Your time was up, mister goblin. Tell your friends Yotsuba sent you.
[Another one bites the dust. Yotsuba wipes her brow with the back of her hand and sighs. Its tough, but it's all in a days work for Seventh Heaven's official goblin hunter.]
Once she's done showing off Naoi and the sofa, Yotsuba sets the journal on the floor and disappears for a moment... Reappearing with this in her hands. This can only end well.
Yotsuba creeps up as carefully as she can, takes aim with her penguin popper and- Wait, no, she should be closer. Cloooser. Perfect! The toy rifle is right next to his nose by this point. Now she's ready. Threeee... Twooo... Ooone...
What follows is a flurry of swears and screaming, resulting in Yotsuba running away as fast as she can whilst a very angry Naoi chases after her. the journal remains propped up on the floor, unable to catch the carnage and mayhem happening in another part of the house. What it is able to catch though is Yotsuba still screaming.]
He's gonna kill me! Nooo!!
[Then, silence.]
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[Later on, when Yotsuba isn't attacking her housemates with a popgun, she's out and around the village. Her popgun is still with her, but she isn't out to shoot noses. Oh no, she's after something much bigger.
Invisible. Goblins.
No, really, this place is absolutely teeming with invisible goblins, out to steal your food and cause trouble. Only Yotsuba can see them, but trust her when she says they're really bad and need to be taken care of. They only appear near Seventh Heaven, that's where they like to hide you see. Yotsuba stands to attention outside the doors of the restaurant, marching back and forth so to patrol the entrance and make sure no goblins try and make a run for it. Every now and then a goblin tries to get away, causing Yotsuba to aim and fire at the goblin with her pop-gun.]
Pop! Your time was up, mister goblin. Tell your friends Yotsuba sent you.
[Another one bites the dust. Yotsuba wipes her brow with the back of her hand and sighs. Its tough, but it's all in a days work for Seventh Heaven's official goblin hunter.]
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Yotsuba? What do you mean kill you?
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A few minutes later, a sad looking Yotsuba returns to the journal.]
He did it again! Why?!
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Nowy pulled Yotsuba's haaair!!
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--or rather, there's a green little plush hand on your shoulder, right now, Yotsuba.]
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Tama! It's Tama! [And now she will shake that green hand. It's nice to meet you again!]
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That's right. He was wondering what you were doing.
[Or rather, she was, but this seemed easier.]
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what in the great beard of odin just happened
are you still living, because hiccup is kind of concerned right now.]
Uhhhhh...Yyyotsuba? Everything alright there? Living? Breathing? Signs of life? Hello?
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Yotsuba can breathe! Like this! [So to demonstrate that her lungs are working she takes a long, deep breath and holds it. Holds it. Hooolds it-- Pwaaah!] Like that, didja see? Yotsuba can swim underwater for a really long time!
[Which has no relation to her being brutally attacked by her jerk of a housemate at all.]
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Yyyeah, right, um...that's great. I'm glad. That you're still alive. And can swim underwater for a really long time.
...Why did you shoot that guy?
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What are you doing?
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[Once Elliot comes a little closer, Yotsuba turns and fires at him with her popgun. The cork misses and hands on the little string tied to the end of the rifle. Blasted string.]
Yotsuba is fighting goblins. Invisible goblins! They're invisible so you can't see them, Yotsuba can see them though! They're mean and greedy.
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If you can see them, why'd you aim that thing at me?!
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Neh, Yotsuba-chan~! How's it coming?
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Great! A job well done! Yotsuba worked hard today, so many goblins!
[Yotsuba stands to attention with her popgun in hand. Do you see any goblins around here? No, she didn't think so.]
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In that case, it's about time I paid you, isn't it?
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action/voice; yes at the same time
Yes she shows her affection with loud noises from within her room. ]
QUIEEEEEEEEEEEET!
action/voice; no stahp you'll break something
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!
action; FINE TAKES THE VOICE OFF.
NAOI, STOP BULLYING YOTSUBA!
[ Obviously Naoi's fault!! ]
action; oh well fine and look i actually have an appropriate icon for hair pulling