rollypolyclover: (If not then see you in hell.)
Koiwai Yotsuba 【小岩井 四葉】 よつば ([personal profile] rollypolyclover) wrote2012-09-21 03:56 pm

NINE ⌘ Yotsuba and Popguns [Video|Action]

[Behold, the lesser spotted Naoi, asleep in his comfortable habitat of the sofa in House 40. Yotsuba holds the journal as close as she can to her unsuspecting target without waking him up. Look at that face. It's the face of a mean person. A mean person who smells really bad.

Once she's done showing off Naoi and the sofa, Yotsuba sets the journal on the floor and disappears for a moment... Reappearing with this in her hands. This can only end well.

Yotsuba creeps up as carefully as she can, takes aim with her penguin popper and- Wait, no, she should be closer. Cloooser. Perfect! The toy rifle is right next to his nose by this point. Now she's ready. Threeee... Twooo... Ooone...

What follows is a flurry of swears and screaming, resulting in Yotsuba running away as fast as she can whilst a very angry Naoi chases after her. the journal remains propped up on the floor, unable to catch the carnage and mayhem happening in another part of the house. What it is able to catch though is Yotsuba still screaming.]


He's gonna kill me! Nooo!!

[Then, silence.]

Action

[Later on, when Yotsuba isn't attacking her housemates with a popgun, she's out and around the village. Her popgun is still with her, but she isn't out to shoot noses. Oh no, she's after something much bigger.

Invisible. Goblins.

No, really, this place is absolutely teeming with invisible goblins, out to steal your food and cause trouble. Only Yotsuba can see them, but trust her when she says they're really bad and need to be taken care of. They only appear near Seventh Heaven, that's where they like to hide you see. Yotsuba stands to attention outside the doors of the restaurant, marching back and forth so to patrol the entrance and make sure no goblins try and make a run for it. Every now and then a goblin tries to get away, causing Yotsuba to aim and fire at the goblin with her pop-gun.]


Pop! Your time was up, mister goblin. Tell your friends Yotsuba sent you.

[Another one bites the dust. Yotsuba wipes her brow with the back of her hand and sighs. Its tough, but it's all in a days work for Seventh Heaven's official goblin hunter.]
hisapprentice: (no way!)

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[personal profile] hisapprentice 2012-09-21 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[THE LATEST MEAL, INTERRUPTED BY SCREAMING.]

Yotsuba? What do you mean kill you?

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unseenspy: (WTF Jay)

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[personal profile] unseenspy 2012-09-21 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Yotsuba! What's going on!?
unseenspy: (Speechless Jay)

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[personal profile] unseenspy 2012-09-21 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...Again? Did you do anything to him?

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seethrul: (*[interlude])

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[personal profile] seethrul 2012-09-22 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Along came a spider and sat down beside her--

--or rather, there's a green little plush hand on your shoulder, right now, Yotsuba.]
seethrul: (What I have in mind.)

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[personal profile] seethrul 2012-09-22 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
[SHAKE HANDS, indeed. Yunoha does the little handshake thing for Tama too.]

That's right. He was wondering what you were doing.

[Or rather, she was, but this seemed easier.]

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de_bel_survivor: (Looking over)

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...Still alive over there?

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dragoneer: (...Teeth.)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-09-22 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[yotsuba

what in the great beard of odin just happened

are you still living, because hiccup is kind of concerned right now.]


Uhhhhh...Yyyotsuba? Everything alright there? Living? Breathing? Signs of life? Hello?
dragoneer: (But you just gestured to all of me!)

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[personal profile] dragoneer 2012-09-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Damn. Ghostsuba.]

Yyyeah, right, um...that's great. I'm glad. That you're still alive. And can swim underwater for a really long time.

...Why did you shoot that guy?

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holyknights: (still dancing with your demons)

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[personal profile] holyknights 2012-09-22 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh, hey, Elliot remembers this girl. But what the heck is she doing, marching in front of the restaurant like that? He has yet to see her in action, but her behavior is odd enough to grab his attention, so he walks over to see what's going on for himself.]

What are you doing?
holyknights: (and I'll gather my pride)

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[personal profile] holyknights 2012-09-23 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The pop! of her popgun takes Elliot by surprise, but her explanation doesn't impress him.]

If you can see them, why'd you aim that thing at me?!

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concasse: (smirk↠ take on thunder and lightning)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Goblin Hunter, keep up the good work and eventually Sanji will pop his head out of the restaurant doors with a quick smile]

Neh, Yotsuba-chan~! How's it coming?
concasse: (wave↠ yoo hoo)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-09-24 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Looking to the left, then to the right... YEP, that looks pretty damn goblin-free. Sanji nods, very impressed]

In that case, it's about time I paid you, isn't it?

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magentarific: (SCREAM!)

action/voice; yes at the same time

[personal profile] magentarific 2012-09-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuri's been locked in her room okay. Then suddenly the yelling. You know what time it is? It's time for Yuri to stop being annoyed that Otonashi and Hinata and everyone but Naoi keep leaving and making her more and more appreciative of Naoi just because he's constant, even if he's an asshole, and start screaming again.

Yes she shows her affection with loud noises from within her room. ]


QUIEEEEEEEEEEEET!
magentarific: (♛ own i've)

action; FINE TAKES THE VOICE OFF.

[personal profile] magentarific 2012-09-24 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Because Yuri's storming out of the room and leaving her journal back there anyway. ]

NAOI, STOP BULLYING YOTSUBA!

[ Obviously Naoi's fault!! ]