rollypolyclover | NINE ⌘ Yotsuba and Popguns [Video|Action]

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NINE ⌘ Yotsuba and Popguns [Video|Action]

[Behold, the lesser spotted Naoi, asleep in his comfortable habitat of the sofa in House 40. Yotsuba holds the journal as close as she can to her unsuspecting target without waking him up. Look at that face. It's the face of a mean person. A mean person who smells really bad.

Once she's done showing off Naoi and the sofa, Yotsuba sets the journal on the floor and disappears for a moment... Reappearing with this in her hands. This can only end well.

Yotsuba creeps up as carefully as she can, takes aim with her penguin popper and- Wait, no, she should be closer. Cloooser. Perfect! The toy rifle is right next to his nose by this point. Now she's ready. Threeee... Twooo... Ooone...

What follows is a flurry of swears and screaming, resulting in Yotsuba running away as fast as she can whilst a very angry Naoi chases after her. the journal remains propped up on the floor, unable to catch the carnage and mayhem happening in another part of the house. What it is able to catch though is Yotsuba still screaming.]

He's gonna kill me! Nooo!!

[Then, silence.]

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[Later on, when Yotsuba isn't attacking her housemates with a popgun, she's out and around the village. Her popgun is still with her, but she isn't out to shoot noses. Oh no, she's after something much bigger.

Invisible. Goblins.

No, really, this place is absolutely teeming with invisible goblins, out to steal your food and cause trouble. Only Yotsuba can see them, but trust her when she says they're really bad and need to be taken care of. They only appear near Seventh Heaven, that's where they like to hide you see. Yotsuba stands to attention outside the doors of the restaurant, marching back and forth so to patrol the entrance and make sure no goblins try and make a run for it. Every now and then a goblin tries to get away, causing Yotsuba to aim and fire at the goblin with her pop-gun.]

Pop! Your time was up, mister goblin. Tell your friends Yotsuba sent you.

[Another one bites the dust. Yotsuba wipes her brow with the back of her hand and sighs. Its tough, but it's all in a days work for Seventh Heaven's official goblin hunter.]

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[THE LATEST MEAL, INTERRUPTED BY SCREAMING.]

Yotsuba? What do you mean kill you?

[She means what she said! Naoi is going to kill her! ... Or just pull on her hair really hard as punishment. It's days like this where having your hair up like this is a really bad idea. It just gives him four different places to pull!

A few minutes later, a sad looking Yotsuba returns to the journal.]

He did it again! Why?!

Are you all right?

No! Nowy is mean, gosh that Nowy!

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Yotsuba! What's going on!?

[IT WAS HORRIBLE JAY.]

Nowy pulled Yotsuba's haaair!!

...Again? Did you do anything to him?

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[Along came a spider and sat down beside her--

--or rather, there's a green little plush hand on your shoulder, right now, Yotsuba.]

[SCREECH BETTER SHOOT IT-- Oh! False alarm. She spins around with her popgun all ready to shoot but soon lowers the toy when she realises who it is.]

Tama! It's Tama! [And now she will shake that green hand. It's nice to meet you again!]

[SHAKE HANDS, indeed. Yunoha does the little handshake thing for Tama too.]

That's right. He was wondering what you were doing.

[Or rather, she was, but this seemed easier.]

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...Still alive over there?

... Yes. [She actually needed to check for a moment there.] My head hurts. [...] Oww.

What did he do?

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[yotsuba

what in the great beard of odin just happened

are you still living, because hiccup is kind of concerned right now.]

Uhhhhh...Yyyotsuba? Everything alright there? Living? Breathing? Signs of life? Hello?

[Nope. She's dead. Bad luck get.]

Yotsuba can breathe! Like this! [So to demonstrate that her lungs are working she takes a long, deep breath and holds it. Holds it. Hooolds it-- Pwaaah!] Like that, didja see? Yotsuba can swim underwater for a really long time!

[Which has no relation to her being brutally attacked by her jerk of a housemate at all.]

[Damn. Ghostsuba.]

Yyyeah, right, um...that's great. I'm glad. That you're still alive. And can swim underwater for a really long time.

...Why did you shoot that guy?

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[...oh, hey, Elliot remembers this girl. But what the heck is she doing, marching in front of the restaurant like that? He has yet to see her in action, but her behavior is odd enough to grab his attention, so he walks over to see what's going on for himself.]

What are you doing?

Pop!

[Once Elliot comes a little closer, Yotsuba turns and fires at him with her popgun. The cork misses and hands on the little string tied to the end of the rifle. Blasted string.]

Yotsuba is fighting goblins. Invisible goblins! They're invisible so you can't see them, Yotsuba can see them though! They're mean and greedy.

[The pop! of her popgun takes Elliot by surprise, but her explanation doesn't impress him.]

If you can see them, why'd you aim that thing at me?!

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[Goblin Hunter, keep up the good work and eventually Sanji will pop his head out of the restaurant doors with a quick smile]

Neh, Yotsuba-chan~! How's it coming?

[It's the boss, quick, look busy--]

Great! A job well done! Yotsuba worked hard today, so many goblins!

[Yotsuba stands to attention with her popgun in hand. Do you see any goblins around here? No, she didn't think so.]

[Looking to the left, then to the right... YEP, that looks pretty damn goblin-free. Sanji nods, very impressed]

In that case, it's about time I paid you, isn't it?

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[ Yuri's been locked in her room okay. Then suddenly the yelling. You know what time it is? It's time for Yuri to stop being annoyed that Otonashi and Hinata and everyone but Naoi keep leaving and making her more and more appreciative of Naoi just because he's constant, even if he's an asshole, and start screaming again.

Yes she shows her affection with loud noises from within her room. ]

QUIEEEEEEEEEEEET!

[Sorry, it's hard to be quiet when your hAIR IS BEING YANKED.]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!

[ Because Yuri's storming out of the room and leaving her journal back there anyway. ]

NAOI, STOP BULLYING YOTSUBA!

[ Obviously Naoi's fault!! ]

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