ONE ⌘ Yotsuba and Arriving [Action]

[rollypolyclover]

[Do you like presents Luceti? If you do, it's your lucky day! If not, tough luck you're getting one anyway.

Should anyone open their front door today they might just be greeted by a great big colourful box all wrapped up with ribbon. Heck, even if you're just walking down some path, minding your own business, you might suddenly find yourself stumbling across this multicoloured gift box. Inside the box are thousands of tiny little packing peanuts. It might be a little excessive, but there's a good reason for there to be so much packaging. Fast asleep on top of the foam packaging is a little girl wearing a nice little New Feather dress. Every now and then she tosses and turns in her sleep, making the box shake a little as she does so.

The girl's journal and clothes are also packed in along with her, further down in the box. Some assembly required, do not swallow the packaging as it's a choking hazard. No batteries required. Enjoy your x1 New Feather starter kit!]

Comments

[lunas]

You are the one who's making me confused about anything!

[ It's great how these two are on the same mental level, even with the age difference. ]

And I didn't hear you cry, that's right.. But you don't even look hurt in the slightest! That's a miracle!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

But you're talking about the sun but not the sun, and magic, and BOXERMAN?! Why haven't you saved me yet?!

[Running about in a little circle now. What's going ooooon?!]

Not hurt! Nope! Yotsuba is a big girl after all.

[lunas]

Yotsuba.. Ah, is that your name? Yotsuba-chan, got it!

[ There, she learned something from this conversation, at least.. ]

And I don't think there's any Boxerman here! I would have remembered such a funny name!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Boxerman needs a funny name, he's a funny person!

[But the fact he's not here is a little distressing.]

But who keeps me safe when bad stuff happens now?

[lunas]

Oh, I know! [ See, this is where she comes in handy. She winks at the little girl. ] How about the pretty suited sailor soldier of love and justice, Sailor Moon? She's always there to protect all the good people!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Sailor Moon? [...] What's a sailor?

[lunas]

... Don't tell me.. you don't even know who the sailor soldiers are?! They're really cool and pretty, of course you've heard of them, right?

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of any pretty sailors before now. But if they're cool and pretty then Yotsuba wants to know more!

[lunas]

Alright, Yotsuba-chan!

[ See, now Usagi is getting excited. She can tell about how cool she and her friends are, what's better? ]

Are you ready to learn all about them from the expect Tsukino Usagi here?

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Yotsuba is ready!!

[This is her determined face. She's ready to listen!]

I'm all ears and eyes!

[lunas]

Okay, so.. um, where to start..

Right! The sailor soldiers are the cutest superheroes around! They fight in cute outfits that look a little like sailor outfits-- you know, those school uniforms. And they use their powers to protect everyone from the evil monsters!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

...Sailor soldiers sound really cool! Fighting evil, saving the day!!

[Though she finds it a little odd they wear what Fuuka and Ena do to school for their superhero outfits.]

Are they the cutest out of the entire world? ...Even Space?!

[lunas]

It's since they are really cool! That's the most important part you have to remember!

And yes, even space! [ nodnod. ] They're even named after the planets to show they're the cutest of space.

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

I will, I will remember! The coolest of the cool!!

Wooow. They're cuteness reaches space. Do they have constellations too? Yotsuba likes those!

[lunas]

Um, not yet.. But maybe if they get even more famous in the future, people will make constellations for them! Doesn't that sound pretty good?

But you have to remember that it's their leader who is the coolest - Sailor Moon!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

That sounds really good. Yotsuba will keep up with what's in the news so I'll know when new constellations come out!

Oh, okay. Sailor Moon is the coolest! The coolest of all the sailor soldiers!!

[lunas]

[ oh god, Yotsuba, she loves you already. YES, PLEASE TELL EVERYONE HOW COOL SHE IS.. ]

You know, I'm a huge fan of Sailor Moon too, since she's so cool! She always defeats the enemies, and then she tells them 'in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!'

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[OH SHE WILL. ALL HER FRIENDS WILL HEAR OF HOW AWESOME SAILOR MOON IS!

...She needs to try that out herself. Shouting now, as loud as she can--!!] In the name of the moon, I'll punish you! Raaah!! I'm Sailor Moon!

[lunas]

[ GO GO YOTSUBA!! Usagi just laughs, before doing Sailor Moon's poses at the end of the video there. She is Sailor Moon, after all, so she knows them. ]

The beautiful sailor suited soldier of love and justice, Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

You make an even better Sailor Moon than I do!! Whoaaaah!!

[Were she a smart little five year old, she might be able to put together a few things and work out that Usagi is in fact Sailor Moon... But naaah.]

[lunas]

It's because I'm such a big fan of hers! But don't worry, I'm sure that one day you'll become just as good at it as me!

[ She nods, still looking rather proud - man, her ego is just being boosted all over the place for once. ]

[rollypolyclover.livejournal.com]

Really? ...If Yotsuba practices hard every single day, could I become better at it than you?

[She can totally become better than Sailor Moon at doing Sailor Moon's spiel. Come on, you know it's true Usagi.]

[lunas]

[ WAIT-- HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?! ]

Getting better than me might be really hard, you know.. I've worked on it for ages now!

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But what if Yotsuba works on it for even longer? In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!!

[Running around and chanting that last part. Over. And Over. And over again.]

[lunas]

[ o.. oh no, now she isn't stopping.. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, USAGI. ]

W-- wait! You can't do it that fast after each other, that won't work for sure!