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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

Hey. Heeey!

[She's talking to you, journal.]

There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.

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Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?

[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]

...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

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It isn't? But that's what Yotsuba calls it, and daddy called it that too!

[Except he didn't and she's lying. :|]

So both Yotsuba-chan and her father are cannibals.. [ SHRIEKS INTERNALLY. ]

No way, no way, I can't be friends with that kind of people, I'll be eateeeen!

Huh?! Yotsuba and daddy aren't cannon balls.

Or cannibals.

...

What's a cannibal? Do they eat Usagis?

Yeah, that's right! They eat lots of Usagis! [ and other people, but ssh, ssh, details.. ]

And it's horrible and cruel and they shouldn't do that!

Yotsuba would never want to eat Usagi, because Usagi is Yotsuba's friend!

[...]

And Usagi probably doesn't taste very nice so it's okay!

Ah, I'm so glad to hear that.. Yotsuba-chan is my friend too, so it's be much, much better if we could just not eat each other!

... H-hey, wait, I'd taste delicious though, I'm sure!

Friends get on much better when they're not eating each other! Probably!

[Not that she's ever tried eating someone so she wouldn't know... BUT ANYWAY.] Are you sure?! If you say you taste yucky then maybe the cannon balls won't eat you!!

Not probably, definitely! You'd have no time to be friendly with someone if they were too busy eating you, right? [ sounds legit. ]

I can tell them I taste yucky, but I'm sure I don't actually taste yucky! That sounds pretty bad.

They could be eating you. And then play snakes and ladders at the same time.

...You should lick yourself and find out. [This makes sense. Do it.]

How can you eat someone and play snakes and ladders? That's impossible!

[ ... she's staring at her hand now though.. slowly bringing it up to her mouth and licking it, yup, totally listening to a five year old here.

Then her face breaks out in surprise though. ]

A-- aaah, whaaat?! I don't taste like anything at all!

You could nibble on their arm, and then roll the dice, then nibble on their arm. That's imimpossible!

[Watching intently. Yeaaaah, you like your hand. Just like that... But no, she's actually really interested in what Usagi might taste like! It's not like she's ever licked her own hand to check.]

You don't taste of anything?! Check again!!

But you can't roll the dice and nibble on their arm at the same time, right? And unless you do it at the same time, it doesn't count, even if it's im.. imunpossible..? [ Yotsuba y u so confusing. ]

W-why again?! I got it the first time, right? [ LOOK SHE'S LICKING HER HAND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. ] See, nothing changes!

You put your mouth on their arm, nibble and at the same roll the dice! It's imimimunpossible! [Heh she doesn't even know if that's the right. Or the right made up word. Or anything.]

Did you forget to add salt? [That's meant to make stuff taste better after all!]

But how do you take your eyes off the arm to look at what you rolled with the dice?! That sounds imunimnot-- ... this word is getting too long and difficult for me! [ congratulations, usagi, you were just beaten by a five year old. ]

... Wait, am I supposed to add salt to my own hand?

You guess and throw the dice wherever! It still counts, even on the floor, that's unimimunimpossible times two! Yotsuba wins! [P1 WIN.]

You could put cream on it if you like! And strawberries! Whatever makes your eating ecksperience better!

How is that winning?! You're cheating, definitely cheating! Show me your tricks! [ P2 THREW THE CONTROLLER ON THE GROOOOOUND!! ]

... Wait a second, I wasn't planning on eating my own hand!!

Yotsuba isn't cheating, Yotsuba is winning! It's iminunpossible! [P1 laughs at P2's ragequit.]

Eating you hand is bad, don't do it! It hurts a lot and you get teeth marks all over from when you tried! [...] Cream is good.

You're just making up words as you go! Iminnupossibleimmie is not even a word! [ P2 proceeds to throw the tv out of the window. ]

Fine, I won't eat my hand, but.. ... I'm sort of hungry right now. [ grumbling stomach sounds. ]

No I'm not-- Whoah! What does that word mean?! Iminpossy... Blehmememe! Whoah, long, really long! [P1 wonders why P2 would even do that...]

If you're hungry you could eat your hand. [...Oh right, they just went over this.] Can we have eyeball-fry now?

N.. no, I just explained that neither of us is a cannibal and is not going to eat human parts, Yotsuba-chan! You can never have this eyeball-fry again, okay?!

Yotsuba can never eat delicious eyeball-fry again? Never ever ever again? [Say it ain't so! What is the world coming to?!] These are some dark times we're living in... At least the cannon balls are happy.

... D-don't give me that kind of look.. [ she's weak to wibbly eyes.. ]

I can't help it that you secretly want to be a cannon ball-- no, I mean, cannibal!

Yotsuba doesn't want to be a cannon ball, or a cannibal, or a Yanda! Yotsuba just wants to eat delicious eyeball-fryyy! [/SAD FACE.]

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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

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[ video ] you meant 'lick' instead of 'like', right... unless you are shipping usagi/her hand now

[ video ] ...i might be.

[ video ] ....... shrieks..!!!

[ video ] THERE ARE WORSE SHIPS OUT THERE

[ video ] LIKE WHAT, HENRY. LIKE WHAT.

[ video ] ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO ASK THAT

[ video ] YES NOW GIVE ME THE ANSWER

[ video ] USAGI/LUNA?

[ video ] BUT LUNA IS A PLUSHIE IN PGSM...

[ video ] PRECISELY. PLUSHSECKS.

[ video ] this is the first time the word 'plushsecks' has come anywhere near my inbox..

[ video ] then i feel special knowing i was the one who brought it to your inbox first