Koiwai Yotsuba 【小岩井 四葉】 よつば (
rollypolyclover) wrote2012-01-10 10:11 am
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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]
Hey. Heeey!
[She's talking to you, journal.]
There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.
[...]
Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?
[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]
...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.
[She's talking to you, journal.]
There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.
[...]
Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?
[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]
...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

[action]!!
Rolls. Belly rubs.]
It's wonderful, a real lifesaver. [The ice cream, not Brendan. Leaning back and using Swampert as a pillow as she keeps eating.]
[action]!!
Hands all over your belly.]
. . . What are you talking about? [H, hey! Only he's allowed to do that Swampert!!]
[action]!!
dkejfkjrw it tickles awahwahwahwawh]
Ice cream. [She hungers for mooore! Ohmnom!] It's in good form. [Well too bad now she's doing it to him. At least she's isn't crushing the poor guy like Brendan probably does with his immense bulk.]
[action]!!
I bet it does....]
Is it really that good? [NO SHUT UP THEY ARE SO CLOSE...]
[action]!!
Not in that way, b-baka!]
Yes! Try it! [If you have to question it then you are clearly not an ice cream connoisseur like she is!
Also pfft yeah right. Swampert and Yotsuba, bros5eva.]
[action]!!
How am I a baka! The one that says baka is a baka!!]
O... kay. [Having a spoonful then.
Dat mean they bros evn moar den 4evr.]
[action]!!
The one who uses that comeback for bakas is the one who is a baka!!]
It's good right? Eat some more! [You too Swampert, here you go!
evn moar den brendan + swamprt wer bros. yes.]
[action]!!
N-no! Baka jyanai!!!!!]
Sure, sure. It really is pretty good... [DELICIOUS.
wow no.]
[action]!!
Joudan jyanai! Star wa baka!!!!!!]
All done! [Picking up the bowl and licking it all over. Not even the smallest drop of ice cream shall remain. Of course Swampert can lick the bowl too if he likes.
yes is true, the truthiest, bros 5eva longr thn brendumb and swmpert.]
[action]!!
S-sonna.....!!!!!!]
Already!? [Well, of course he's going to dig in.
no lies shut up.]
[action]!!
Star we are not japanese why are we doing this.]
More. [...] Please. He'll have the same! Two ice creams! [Hop to it waiter Brendan.]
[action]!!
Because we are nihonese! Deep down in our kokoros!]
Wait, I have to go out and get more of this stuff?
[action]!!
Oh wow. That's true. This is so kakkoii.]
You didn't bring more than this? [It's not like they've eaten all the tubs already surely?! YOTSUBA IS DISAPPOINT.]
[action]!!
It's so sugoi, ne?]
I thought this'd be enough! [HOW DOES A CHILD EAT THIS QUICKLY.]
[action]!!
You thought wrong. [|8]
[action]!!
I guess so... you really want more? [:|]
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Yes! Please! [And Swampert too, don't forget that he totes wants more as well!]
[action]!!
F-fine... You two get along while I'm out, okay? [Yes, he's going to pop out for more. Geez.]
[action]!!
Okay! We'll house sit really well while you're gone! [Sweet. Alone time with Big Blue. Now she can tell him lots of secrets and they can bad mouth Brendan because he sucks.
Hey Swampert. Let's play!]
[action]!!
And with that, he's off to get more. Come Yotsuba, let Swampbro show you the really awesome shapes he can make with Ice Beam!!]
[action]!!
Oh dude that will totally fuck up the furniture and the walls and everything, BUT GO FOR IT MAN you make those cool ice shapes. That was a pun.]
[action]!!
FREEZING FUCKING EVERYTHING MAN SCREW GIVING THE COLD SHOULDER.]
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WAIT WHAT oh god otonashi and naoi are going to fucking flip when they get home and see all this ice oh man oh god oh man...
BUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN CROSS HER MIND BECAUSE WHOAH ICE EVERYWHERE!! YOU ARE SO COOLIO SWAMPBRO. HIGH FIVE.]
[action]!!
Does Yostuba want a Nyawoi ice sculpture.
He can accommodate her.
/HI5!!]
[action]!!
You do your thing Swampbro, all the sculptures. EXCEPT NO NOWY. He sucks. His sculpture would suck more.
/hi5!!]
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