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ONE ⌘ Yotsuba and Arriving [Action]

[Do you like presents Luceti? If you do, it's your lucky day! If not, tough luck you're getting one anyway.

Should anyone open their front door today they might just be greeted by a great big colourful box all wrapped up with ribbon. Heck, even if you're just walking down some path, minding your own business, you might suddenly find yourself stumbling across this multicoloured gift box. Inside the box are thousands of tiny little packing peanuts. It might be a little excessive, but there's a good reason for there to be so much packaging. Fast asleep on top of the foam packaging is a little girl wearing a nice little New Feather dress. Every now and then she tosses and turns in her sleep, making the box shake a little as she does so.

The girl's journal and clothes are also packed in along with her, further down in the box. Some assembly required, do not swallow the packaging as it's a choking hazard. No batteries required. Enjoy your x1 New Feather starter kit!]

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[What is with all these loud noises so early in the morning? Cracking an eye open and turning a little to glare at whoever's waking her up.]

...

[Opening her other eye and blinking a few times.]

What doll? [...] You're not daddy...

[ She's still freaking out, give her a few moments. Then she does notice the doll.. girl.. thing speaking up, and she blinks a few times, suddenly quieting down but still looking rather surprised. ]

... Y.. you're not a doll, are you..?

I dunno... Am I doll now?

[She definitely doesn't feel like a doll. It's not like she can't talk like a doll... But then again those dolls in that one movie could talk when no one was around.]

Where's daddy? [Going to sit up in her box now.]

You're talking and moving an awful lot, so probably not..

[ Scratching the back of her head awkwardly. Oh boy, this is not the kind of present she wanted for Christmas, boo.. ]

Um, are you looking for your dad?

Yeah, I didn't think I was a doll. Yotsuba isn't a doll.

[But... Who doesn't want a Yotsuba for Christmas?]

Daddy should be right here. I sleep with him! [...] What did you do to daddy?! Boxermaaan!!

B-B-Boxerman?! [ She is so confused. ]

Listen, I didn't do anything to your dad! I just opened this box and then you suddenly popped out, there's nothing wrong with that!

Yes!! He will come and save me and defeat evil!!

But you're not daddy and why would you do-- [Trying to take a step back and falling out of the box, onto her head.]

[ She's trying to think of what to say.. and then Yotsuba falls like that.

.... Cue Usagi freaking out again. ]

A.. aaah!! Are you alright?! Did that hurt? Come on, say something, anything at all! Whatever you do, don't go to the light at the end of the tunnel!

[For a moment, everything is still. No movement at all.]

But we're not in a tunnel! What light?! ...The sun?!

[Yotsuba pops up from behind the box, completely ok. Fall? What fall?]

[ ... Oh. Well. She seems fine..

... Huh. ]

N-not the sun! Besides, how can you fall off that and be okay?! What magic is this?!

You're saying lots of stuff Yotsuba doesn't understand, aaaah!!

[All this talk about light that isn't the sun and magic.]

It hurt a little, but I didn't cry okay?! Nuh uh not one bit!

You are the one who's making me confused about anything!

[ It's great how these two are on the same mental level, even with the age difference. ]

And I didn't hear you cry, that's right.. But you don't even look hurt in the slightest! That's a miracle!

But you're talking about the sun but not the sun, and magic, and BOXERMAN?! Why haven't you saved me yet?!

[Running about in a little circle now. What's going ooooon?!]

Not hurt! Nope! Yotsuba is a big girl after all.

Yotsuba.. Ah, is that your name? Yotsuba-chan, got it!

[ There, she learned something from this conversation, at least.. ]

And I don't think there's any Boxerman here! I would have remembered such a funny name!

Boxerman needs a funny name, he's a funny person!

[But the fact he's not here is a little distressing.]

But who keeps me safe when bad stuff happens now?

Oh, I know! [ See, this is where she comes in handy. She winks at the little girl. ] How about the pretty suited sailor soldier of love and justice, Sailor Moon? She's always there to protect all the good people!

Sailor Moon? [...] What's a sailor?

... Don't tell me.. you don't even know who the sailor soldiers are?! They're really cool and pretty, of course you've heard of them, right?

I've never heard of any pretty sailors before now. But if they're cool and pretty then Yotsuba wants to know more!

Alright, Yotsuba-chan!

[ See, now Usagi is getting excited. She can tell about how cool she and her friends are, what's better? ]

Are you ready to learn all about them from the expect Tsukino Usagi here?

Yotsuba is ready!!

[This is her determined face. She's ready to listen!]

I'm all ears and eyes!

Okay, so.. um, where to start..

Right! The sailor soldiers are the cutest superheroes around! They fight in cute outfits that look a little like sailor outfits-- you know, those school uniforms. And they use their powers to protect everyone from the evil monsters!

...Sailor soldiers sound really cool! Fighting evil, saving the day!!

[Though she finds it a little odd they wear what Fuuka and Ena do to school for their superhero outfits.]

Are they the cutest out of the entire world? ...Even Space?!

It's since they are really cool! That's the most important part you have to remember!

And yes, even space! [ nodnod. ] They're even named after the planets to show they're the cutest of space.

I will, I will remember! The coolest of the cool!!

Wooow. They're cuteness reaches space. Do they have constellations too? Yotsuba likes those!

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