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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

Hey. Heeey!

[She's talking to you, journal.]

There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.

[...]

Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?

[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]

...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

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[Excuses.]

... You got any there with you?

[Nope, it's the truth! Yotsuba leaves the journal for a moment as she runs down the hall to go check the kitchen.

Returning a moment later and screaming at the poor journal.]

It's all gone! Where did it go?! [She more than likely ate it herself.]

[His thoughts exactly.]

Hey, calm down a little! ... You sure you didn't eat it? [The problem here is that he can almost predict how this is going to play out. Goddammit.]

Nnnno! [Hang on, she had a bowl of it last night.] Yes. Yes, Yotsuba had some ice cream last night. [...] Two bowls. With cream.

. . . [Goddamn it little girl.]

So, that's why it's gone?

No! Someone else took it! Say it ain't so!! [It was probably Naoi. Even though she ate it it was still Naoi. Damn Naoi.]

Fine, it ain't so. [Haruhi needs to spank him.]

So... you want some more?

[Or just spray him with mace. It's all good.]

Yeah, more ice cream!! Do you want some too?! Bring big blue too, Yotsuba bets he loves ice cream!

[My suggestion is kinkier and therefore superior.]

... Sure, that sounds great. [She's so cute but he can't afford to sound enthusiastic...]

So, am I gonna have to pick some ice cream up for you?

[Can't argue with that!]

Yes. [It's not like she can. Well she COULD but then she'd have to go get Otonashi and walk aaaaall the way to the plaza. Such a pain.] Get lots and lots! Get chocolate, and strawberry, and your favourite flavour, and big blue's too! Okay? Okay!

[Indeedarific!

She's five years old now; she should be able to get her own damn ice cream.] H-hold on, I can't just... [goddammit.]

Fine, I'll be over in a bit, I guess. Where do you live again?

[Yeaaah. She probably can go and get some herself anyway BUT now she's roped Brendan into getting some for her. OH WELL~]

In big house five in room number two, and then six. Two six! Did you get all that? Big house five, room two six. Got it!

[DOHOHO DAMMIT ALL.]

Community building five, room twenty-six. Got it! [Aaaand he's shutting the journal to go get AISU KUREAMU~ so hang on!!]

[/hangs on

Yotsuba will just be chilling in her room waiting for Brendan to show up. Only the thought of delicious ice cream keeps her going.]

[hang in there yotsukitty!

Well, there'll be a knock on room 26's door a few minutes later! Seriously, having to march all the way from his base is just annoyiiiiiiing.]

[Dashing over to the front door FLINGING IT OPEN--]

Ice cream, ahoy!

[OKAY GREETINGS ARE DONE.]

[GODDAMN YOU GREEDY BITCH.]

A-ahoy, matey! Ice cream, ho!

[Can't hear you over THE PRESENCE OF ICE CREAM.

Backing away from the door and waving her head to usher Brendan in.]

Welcome to my bumble ahome, it's very good.

[GLUTTON.

Coming in...]

Sounds like you got something mixed up there, kid.

Oh! [Yeah, she's not really bothered about mixing stuff up ICE CREAM.]

You can put the ice cream here. [On the floor.] And then we can eat it! [Behold, she has three spoons on her!

...One of them is for Swampert. '^']

[wait wait what.] ...

You want me to eat ice-cream with you...

On the floor.

And you want one of my Pokémon to join in.

Yes. What are you going to do about it?

... Saying 'no' isn't an option, is it.

[WHAT DO YOU THINK BRENDAN?]

[SIGHS DEEPLY okay let's get on the floor and crack this ice-cream open...]

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