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THREE ⌘ Yotsuba and Eating Out [Video]

Hey. Heeey!

[She's talking to you, journal.]

There's no money here. Why don't we eat out every day, every single day? Back home we got some milk, it was really eckspensive! 600 yen, and it was good. But why don't we drink that milk here? If there's no money and everything is free then it would cost... No yen.

[...]

Yotsuba wants to go to a restaurant and eat today. Is that okay?

[For added effect her stomach starts to rumble.]

...It's really okay, right? Yotsuba wants to eat eyeball-fry. With a knife and fork! Even if it's still really cold it's a good idea, so everyone should come and eat with me.

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... Eyeballs.

[Just. Stating it in case she says something more informative. It depends of what it's the eye of, after all!]

Eyeball-fry.

[It seems a lot of people don't understand that eyeball-fry is really delicious and they all thing it's something horrible. But it's not!

And just to show how delicious it is... She isn't going to offer anymore information on the subject except for saying the name of it again! So informative.]

Yeah, frying 'em makes all the difference. Eyeballs of what?

[Hey, he's not judging! He's sure it's probably definitely maybe delicious. Possibly.]

Eggs!

[Still being the most informative creature ever.]

Eggs and hamburg steak!

[w o w yotsubutt way to create a misunderstanding.]

So. They're not actually eyes.

No. That would be yucky.

[Duh.]

Well, yeah. But that's what it sounded like.

But eyeball-fry doesn't sound yucky, it sounds yummy. Are you mixed up?

[Seriously not getting why this might sound disgusting.]

It sounds like fried eyeballs; that's what's mixed up here.

[Goshhh Yotsubutt.]

W-What...

[BUT THAT SOUNDS TERRIFYING AND NOT LIKE EYEBALL-FRY AT ALL.]

Eyeballs. Fried. Eyeball-fry.

[In which we teach Yotsubutt morphology.]

Gyaaaaa!! That's bad, very bad, very yucky, Yotsuba doesn't want to eat fried eyeballs!! Eyeball-fry is different, much different, not yucky like that, do you get it?!

[Ewww now she's grossed out and freaking out over it.]

I get it! Yotsuba doesn't have to eat the yucky eyeballs then!

[Why is the five-year old so immature?]

Good. Yotsuba wants ice cream too.

[Maybe because, gasp, she's five.]

[Excuses.]

... You got any there with you?

[Nope, it's the truth! Yotsuba leaves the journal for a moment as she runs down the hall to go check the kitchen.

Returning a moment later and screaming at the poor journal.]

It's all gone! Where did it go?! [She more than likely ate it herself.]

[His thoughts exactly.]

Hey, calm down a little! ... You sure you didn't eat it? [The problem here is that he can almost predict how this is going to play out. Goddammit.]

Nnnno! [Hang on, she had a bowl of it last night.] Yes. Yes, Yotsuba had some ice cream last night. [...] Two bowls. With cream.

. . . [Goddamn it little girl.]

So, that's why it's gone?

No! Someone else took it! Say it ain't so!! [It was probably Naoi. Even though she ate it it was still Naoi. Damn Naoi.]

Fine, it ain't so. [Haruhi needs to spank him.]

So... you want some more?

[Or just spray him with mace. It's all good.]

Yeah, more ice cream!! Do you want some too?! Bring big blue too, Yotsuba bets he loves ice cream!

[My suggestion is kinkier and therefore superior.]

... Sure, that sounds great. [She's so cute but he can't afford to sound enthusiastic...]

So, am I gonna have to pick some ice cream up for you?

[Can't argue with that!]

Yes. [It's not like she can. Well she COULD but then she'd have to go get Otonashi and walk aaaaall the way to the plaza. Such a pain.] Get lots and lots! Get chocolate, and strawberry, and your favourite flavour, and big blue's too! Okay? Okay!

[Indeedarific!

She's five years old now; she should be able to get her own damn ice cream.] H-hold on, I can't just... [goddammit.]

Fine, I'll be over in a bit, I guess. Where do you live again?

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